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Gmz1023 · Mar 20, 2008

Spam, by any other name....

Anyway... This is a writing exercise thingy, i guess... although I'm sure that it will be more close to a Game, or just plan spam...
Anyway, i gots to thinking today, that their should be a "Fake Spam (aka: fake fake Meat). I know you guys(and gals) have received spam in some shape or form.

So, If you could create spam, what would you be spamming about, and how would you spam it...

edit; you can make it funny, or just weird btw

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atwistedmind · Nov 17, 2008

Snowstorm said:
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