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Last night, me and my three year old son were coloring together. He proceeded to scratch out all of the eyes of the characters in his coloring book. When I asked, "Why are you doing that?" he said, "Because they're sleeping mommy. They're sleeping."

*shudder*
 
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THANK YOU!!!

I can just 'read' it now...the police pull up to the preschool. Little Jennifer Smith is standing outside in the cold, splattered in blood. The EMT's go into the day care to find everyone impaled with knives through their eyesockets.

"What happened, Little Jennifer, what did the bad guy do?"

"There was no bad guy, officer Friendly...they were all sleeping, so I made sure their eyes stayed closed..."

This is going to keep me up all night.......:D
 
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Oh Jay, I'm so happy!! I'm glad you can do something with it! Let me know how it goes, when my son said what he said, I was absolutely horrified, but in a good way....here's a pic for reference

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Anybody want to photoshop red, glowing eyes and a black crayon onto my son's photo? I could use it for his birthday party invitation...
 
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Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! He's an adorable little guy. Our two kids would have such fun gnawing on the heads of their victims!

I'm so proud, I might cry...
 
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kellytijer said:
Okay everyone, as photoshopped by bluntforcetrauma, (THANKS BLUNT!!):
Ah, now I'm starting to see a family resemblance. Are we related?

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Anthony Matias said:
Redrum! Redrum! Redrum! He's an adorable little guy. Our two kids would have such fun gnawing on the heads of their victims!

I'm so proud, I might cry...
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And Anthony, your son is looking a little green. I think Haggis is about to make a reentry.
 
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Anthony's munchkin's eyes might benefit from a little red flashing treatment. I don't want to be pushy about this though. Just a suggestion.

Of course, if he hangs around Anthony for much longer, it's a forgone conclusion anyhow.
 
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kellytijer said:
BTW, I'm totally using this for his birthday party invitation, after which my mother-in-law will most assuredly murder me.:D
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Don'tcha think a small "666" tattoo right above his belly button might add to the ambiance? :D
 
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Don'tcha think a small "666" tattoo right above his belly button might add to the ambiance? :D
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Right. And the "open" part of the 6's should all link together, encircling his navel.....I'd do it if the family wasn't Catholic.:)
 
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