Mistakes along the way...

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Nateskate

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Whether a success or not, most of us will find ways to do stupid things along the way. I'm willing to fess up. I'd love to hear your stories about your own slip-ups.

1) I went to a writers conference and found myself in the perfect place to pitch my story. Most people went to lunch and I was in the auditorium and found myself with publishers, editors, and agents. One asked the question- What's your story about?

I'd written an Epic length fantasy, knew nothing about query letters, synopsis or whatever. I just supposed if I wrote a novel someone would want to read it. I had no answer to the question. None. Dreaded silence. Ur...do you want to read it? The chorus of "no" rang in my head for days.

2) I made a laundry list of everything a publisher would want. But there was one little detail, one mystery in their request that I didn't understand. "What is an SASE?" - well, this was also before I knew of writer's sites. Pathetic yes. I printed and sent my ms to the black hole at Tor, now knowing they will just toss the ms in the can if there's no SASE.

3) The next time I ran into agents- yes it happened again. I went to a "meet the agent" night at a local college- for its creative writing major. Well, I wasn't a student, and was invited by a friend. My friend was late in showing, and all the tables were filled except one, a table where this lone guy was sitting. I asked if he was a student? "No..." Oh, you're a teacher? "No..."

Well I sat with him and hadn't a clue he was the entertainment atty for the group that represented the Tolkien Estate during the filming of LOTR. Moments later I recognized one of the faces coming over, and then another, two agents I'd met before. I inadvertently sat at the golden table where the agents and authors sat. Now I had been chatting with this atty- and right away the conversation turned to "What is your book about?" Maybe they thought I was important sitting next to this guy??? This time I had an answer and two agents handed me cards telling me to contact them, one that co-owned the agency.

This actually led to a request for a ms by a literary agency that was not even representing my Genre- which at the time was Epic Fantasy, because it could also be sold as YA fantasy, as I wrote it with a fifteen year old MC.

The agent asked for a second revision with a faster beginning, and here's where I bungled it big time. I wrote it as fast as I could, wanting to get it back right away. I didn't put it aside and sent it without proofing it. - well, not with fresh eyes. When I read the drivel I'd sent I was aghast. To make a long story longer, the story was ultimately rejected- though kindly and with great suggestions. Still, I felt like I'd missed the last chance for the prom, and boy did that stink.

Well... you live you learn.
 

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I flew first class with Tom Cruise. He asked me what I did. I told him I was in finance, but also mentioned that I like to write. He looked at me and said, "Really? What do you write about?" I told him about my current WIP. He seemed to be legitimately interested and said that when I completed the story he'd love to see it. Seems he was interested in developing an original screenplay and was always looking for good sources of material. I was elated.

About an hour into the flight the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch started to "kick in", as they say. I got up and went to use the restroom. Let me tell you, things were not pretty. After spending about ten minutes on that freezing, metallic Dixie Cup they call a toilet, I washed up and opened the door to the lavatory. To my horror Tom Cruise was standing at the door waiting to use the facilities. I acted nonchalant and made my way back to my seat. I was just refastening my seatbelt when I noticed that Tom was talking to the stewardess.

She was offering a gracious smile and nodding in that genteel way that first class stewardesses do. I imagined what it was that they were discussing. "More pillows Mr. Cruise? Of course, sir. A hot towel? No problem. Place your flatulent neighbor in the cargo compartment?" Then it happened. She turned to me as Tom pointed and I watched as the smile on her face melted into a look of disgust. I could feel my face changing color. I looked down toward the magazines in the seat pocket and made as if something interesting had caught my eye. Dear God, she's coming this way. My hand grabbed for whatever was in the pocket. A barf bag and a schematic showing the emergency exits on a 737! SMOOTH!

"Sir?"

"Yes?" I said while haphazardly pushing the barf bag and the pamphlet back into the seat pocket.

"Mr. Cruise isn't feeling well, would you mind changing your seat?"

"No," I said. "Not at all. Of course not. No problem at all." I gathered up my small carry-on and followed her three rows back. She stuck me next to a rather portly man that was sleeping soundly, his head resting on a pillow that was wedged against the window.

Tom returned to his seat several minutes later. He did not look at me. We never exchanged another word. He was the first off the plane, a celeb perk I guess. I never did get his card or contact information.

Now of course this was total bullshit... I've flown first class exactly once and the closest thing to a celeb that I've seen on a flight was George Plimpton... but................... hey, it could happen!

*snickers*
 

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well...........you had me believing the story...............so, I guess I'd read any novel you wrote........LOL
 

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One advantage to studying history is learning from other's mistakes. Nate, thanks for sharing!

Some people I've talked to say to have a "professional pick up line." For mingling at business parties and such. It works, its good advertising. I would think its important to have a sentence to describe your book thats got a hook like a pick up line.

Though make sure its more clever than "Nice shoes..."
 

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Tom returned to his seat several minutes later. He did not look at me. We never exchanged another word. He was the first off the plane, a celeb perk I guess. I never did get his card or contact information.

He obviously spotted you for the SP you are...
 

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Aw. I was hoping it was true. Figured he was going to ask you if you wrote sf and if you'd be interested in starting a new religion...oh, wait...that's been done. :)
 

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One advantage to studying history is learning from other's mistakes. Nate, thanks for sharing!

Some people I've talked to say to have a "professional pick up line." For mingling at business parties and such. It works, its good advertising. I would think its important to have a sentence to describe your book thats got a hook like a pick up line.

Though make sure its more clever than "Nice shoes..."

Lol. In retrospect, I'm thankful for every setback, because they always gave me time to improve the story. I now dread what would have happened if I sold the story before. It's so much better now.

I do have a publisher, so the agent pick-up lines are no longer needed. (At least I hope so) Smiles- As of yet, I haven't seen their shoes.

Nate
 

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I do have a publisher, so the agent pick-up lines are no longer needed.

Nate

That's awesome... you should have added that to the end of your recounting of the events! Nice to see it all worked out... local boy makes good and all!
 

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That's awesome... you should have added that to the end of your recounting of the events! Nice to see it all worked out... local boy makes good and all!

Thanks. I'm waiting for publisher's edits, while reworking other books in the series. It doesn't mean I've stopped doing stupid things though. This just means I've taken them to a whole other level. lol.
 
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