Basement....What the......you are mean....LAST WEEK!

CACTUSWENDY · Jan 25, 2008

..Here I am...hanging on every word....and YOU LOCKED THE THREAD?

Lol.....very good job each and everyone of you. (Hope you all have nightmares.)

.............................must remember to leave lights on tonight....just in case.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 25, 2008

You'll find we've made it into a contest, to finish the story.

Jaycinth · Jan 25, 2008

***Grabs RT and throws him into the basement. Adds a drum each of hydrochloric acid, ammonia, sulphuric acid, vinegar, spoiled horse milk, yeti guts, and Nickleodeon Goop. Sprinkles area liberally with fruiting fungi (Imported from a nice place named 'Perchorsk' if anybody cares), then drops several nuclear bombs on it before irradiating it with microwaves from space***

And that's just the beginning 'love bunny'.

davids · Jan 25, 2008

GODDAMN IRS-OH SORRY WRONG THREAD-BACK STORY ANYBODY? THEY ARE EYEVEEL JAY-EGGSTREMELY EYEVEEL!!!!

awatkins · Jan 25, 2008

But how do you really feel, Jaycinth?

Jaycinth · Jan 25, 2008

awatkins said:
But how do you really feel, Jaycinth?

I'll take "Have you thought about hurting RT?" for $500, my dear Watkins!

Rolling Thunder · Jan 25, 2008

I sense dissension in the ranks...

Did I mention this was all Haggis' idea?

awatkins · Jan 25, 2008

Haggis · Jan 25, 2008

Jaycinth said:
***Grabs RT and throws him into the basement. Adds a drum each of hydrochloric acid, ammonia, sulphuric acid, vinegar, spoiled horse milk, yeti guts, and Nickleodeon Goop. Sprinkles area liberally with fruiting fungi (Imported from a nice place named 'Perchorsk' if anybody cares), then drops several nuclear bombs on it before irradiating it with microwaves from space***

And that's just the beginning 'love bunny'.

Thats a great start finishing the story, Jay. Now, just keep going with it.

davids · Jan 25, 2008

FISHY CHEWWOWWOW BEEATCH-HIC!!!!

Jaycinth · Jan 25, 2008

Haggis said:
Thats a great start finishing the story, Jay. Now, just keep going with it.

....Well...then his neighbor gives him CPR and.................. :e2bouncey

Haggis · Jan 25, 2008

Jaycinth said:
....Well...then his neighbor gives him CPR and..................

Lordy, no. Keep him dead this time, will ya?

Seriously, kids, we'll announce the contest rules this weekend.

Won't we, Thunderpants?

Thunderpants? RT?

Don't leave me here all alone, man.

Kerr · Jan 25, 2008

And you won't even believe this! Hurried home excited to finish off the story. It's probably all of one degree outside, and only 59 inside as we slept till the woodburner burned out. My daughter calls that her pipes are freezing and I'm wrapped like a cocoon, typing, almost to the end, when...the electricity goes out and...my story disappears. Good grief! !@@$$^&%*

Rolling Thunder · Jan 25, 2008

We have our first entry!

:Wha:

It's demented. It's sick. It's...damn good Horror. The bar has been set high now, so get writing!

Um...wow. I'm reading it again. Too bad you can't have a copy just yet. :tongue

Haggis · Jan 25, 2008

Kerr said:
And you won't even believe this! Hurried home excited to finish off the story. It's probably all of one degree outside, and only 59 inside as we slept till the woodburner burned out. My daughter calls that her pipes are freezing and I'm wrapped like a cocoon, typing, almost to the end, when...the electricity goes out and...my story disappears. Good grief! !@@$$^&%*

Oh, noez!

Been there. Done that. Suck it up and write it up again. The good news is the next one might even be better.

Sorry, Kerr. That does suck. But you still have it in your head. I'm waiting for it. Waiting...

Still waiting...

jdkiggins · Jan 27, 2008

OK, you all had me going...then the thread was locked!!!!

Good luck to all who enter. Not sure I'll have time to enter this one. I have to go into the basement and ...

:gone:

Rolling Thunder · Jan 27, 2008

We have two entries so far. Some people seem to be writing...

What are the rest of you all doing? Huh? Huh? Don't make me become annoying.

III · Jan 27, 2008

Can't wait to read the entries! I'm assuming the creature in everyone's ending is a chihuahua/lobster hyrbrid, correct?

Haggis · Jan 27, 2008

I hate it when people give away the ending.

Jaycinth · Jan 28, 2008

Oh the rules are up now?

Here's my entry:

Then RT threw up and fell down in it and rolled around and fell down the basement stairs into a cat box filled with semi liquid cat poo, and then picked up the chihuahua's collar and hanged himself with it and the brids sang the 'Cinderella ' song.

THE END

III · Jan 28, 2008

Jaycinth said:
Oh the rules are up now?

Here's my entry:

Then RT threw up and fell down in it and rolled around and fell down the basement stairs into a cat box filled with semi liquid cat poo, and then picked up the chihuahua's collar and hanged himself with it and the brids sang the 'Cinderella ' song.

THE END

Lock thread. Crown the queen.

Rolling Thunder · Jan 28, 2008

Does this mean Jay was the monster all along?

davids · Jan 28, 2008

I THINK IT MEANS THAT JAY AS ALWAYS WAS THINKING BEAUTIFULLY MONSTROUS!

III · Jan 29, 2008

*BUMP IN THE BASEMENT*

rhymegirl · Jan 30, 2008

Do we get to kill off RT this time?

*Starts scribbling down ideas*

Basement....What the......you are mean....LAST WEEK!

An old, sappy, and happy one.

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Not harboring illegal parrot

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Not harboring illegal parrot

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Evil, undead Chihuahua

I vant to bite you

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Troubled-Talks with animals.

rockin the suburbs

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

rockin the suburbs

rockin the suburbs

It's a New Year!