Ohhh, I Knew This Had to Be A Glam Job!

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According to yahoo.com news today, Being an author is indeed a glam job!

They list 3 Glam jobs-- Fashion Editor, Music Video Director, and Author!


Aren't we all feeling this way?



Glamour Gig: Author
Glamour Gal: Karen Salmansohn (www.notsalmon.com)


Salmansohn took a big risk when she left her successful advertising career to write books. Pegged by critics as "Deepak Chopra meets Carrie Bradshaw," Salmansohn is the author of such tongue-in-cheek illustrated books as "How to Change Your Life By Doing Absolutely Nothing" and "How to Make Your Man Behave in 21 Days or Less Using the Secrets of Professional Dog Trainers." Her latest book is "The Bound Back Book: When Life Throws You Curveballs, Hit Them Out of the Park."

In what seems to be a recurring theme in Salmansohn's success story, her career jump-started when she got an unexpected lift. "I was working at MTV doing freelance writing for the filmettes that go on between videos," explains Salmansohn, who counts Jon Stewart, Madonna, Jay Leno, and Vanity Fair editor-in-chief Graydon Carter among her fan base. "This guy I barely knew got on the elevator with me, and he said, 'What's new?' and I said, 'I just finished my first novel.'" By the time Salmansohn arrived on the first floor, she had scored a book agent's name and number. "I always joke that if MTV had its offices on the third floor instead of the 24th, I might never have gotten a book deal."

Best Perk: A life of reading, writing, and no arithmetic. "I get to sit in cafes all day and drink coffee," says the Emerson College film studies grad. "Even if I went on 'Oprah' and became a million-dollar writer, I'd still be doing what I do today -- I'd just be doing it in more expensive clothes."
Her Advice: "Create a career pickup line," she says. "Know what you can say in 30 seconds to sell yourself quickly. It's all based on what your unique selling point is."
 

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Yeah-yeah.

I'm feeling the glam today big time as I sit here in my tattered running shoes (not from running but housework), with a looming mortgage payment to a holder that's sold itself to CitiBank, washing my bedspreads, and soon as they're done I'm off to a QuickWash to use their dryers since it's cheaper even with the driving gas burned than using my home electricity.

Then I'll sit at my desk cause I can't afford a coffee shop on the pittance the publishers dole out to me since they spent all their money buying Cassie Edwards's sloppy seconds, and I will *try* to write *something* because I'm worried about the damn mortgage and losing my house same as a lot of other working stiffs.

I will spend several hours--if I'm lucky--alone in a room talking to myself and dealing with the voices in my head, and--if I'm lucky--I will have a few paragraphs that won't suck. And if I am *very* lucky, no one will lock me in a mental hospital for doing my job, which is dealing with the voices in my head--and those are damn' snarky voices, lemme tell ya.

Then I do it all over again tomorrow, but I'll be washing clothes, not bedspreads, and wondering if I can just possibly pay the electric bill even if I air dry everything.

The whirlwind never stops.
 
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Boy, I'm feeling real glam today myself! The only money that's pouring in my house seems to be pouring out. If I had to live on my writers income I couldn't even afford to live in a State Park in a tent (though that doesn't sound too bad a times). :D
 

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I look so glam in my sweats. :)
 

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Writing is definitely glamorous. We're the hidden Merlins, you know, the wizards -- Gandalfs even, and actors are our puppets. Musicians and politicians are our puppets too, who speak our glorious words.

Oh but good grief Gillhoughly; Joyce; Rosepressey don't tell people that we actually do washing; cleaning; wear sweats are worry about money, it spoils the illusion!
 

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Agreed.

I want a danged good illusion I'm glam and wealthy and have Aragorn waiting in my hot tub out back.

When the cameras go away he can help me with yardwork. I'm sure that sword is great for trimming shrubs. :D
 

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Yeah, I feel real glam today, too. For the past 30 days, I've done nothing but curl up in a chair with my AlphaSmart, from 3:00am to after 10:00pm and type. 20-50 pages at a crack (that's 6,000-12,000 for you word count folks). My fingers are swollen, my neck is so tight I'll need a week to get the swelling down before I can HOPE to get a chiropractor to adjust it, my dishes haven't been done in three days and I'm nearly out of laundry (attagirl, Gil, for doing yours! :hooray: )

Totally glam. :roll:
 

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Oh how glam I feel! After entertaining grown-up kids this weekend, doing eight--count them eight--loads of laundry, doing covert grocery shopping (I no longer have a military ID and the only reasonable place to do it is at the military commissary), thinking of the 16 hour days I'll have on Feb. 1st and 2nd for my "day job", and giving myself a bruise the size of Atlanta on my hip--don't ask--, I can't imagine how more glamorous I could possibly be.

Oh wait! Yes, I can...

I could have actually gotten some writing done.

*Sigh*

Glamorous my big fat white cottage cheese butt!
 

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Squeezing 1,000-2,000 words per day in between breastfeeding sessions and diaper changes is probably the most glamourous work I've ever done. :) Especially since I'm wearing old, tattered satin pajamas from Victoria's Secret that are full of holes, and my hair is sticking straight up since I haven't washed it yet today.

Glam all the way.

Something tells me the girl who was featured in the article has a nice fat trust fund that she lives on in Manhattan. Because working at MTV is one of the lowest-paying media jobs out there (people will work there for free just because it's MTV) and the books the girl writes aren't exactly bestsellers---she probably gets a couple grand a pop. Not exactly enough to pay for Manhattan rent. Most of the kids who work those glam NYC media jobs have rich parents and don't have to worry about paying bills.

If I had a big fat trust fund, I'd be glamorous too.
 
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