Comedy: Three Words At a Time.

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Yes, this is a blatant copy of that thrill ride in 'Horror'. Don't let it stop you.

But a little direction here:

For Practice this will be written in First Person, from the viewpoint of OUR doorman,

Bernie the Yak.

...and because I'm a tease, I'll start ( did I mention a free shot of your favorite for every three words?)


The Cabaret stank
 
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Morty the Moose,'Shorty Morty', I often saw snorting wood shavings. He often ate roadkill
 
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