What’s in the Pot of Stew at the “Good Old Cosmic Diner”?
(A funny for JRH)
There are those that just won’t buy
What Darwin has to sell,
But there are also “Christians”
That just don’t swallow Hell.
Some will say we came from ooze
and claim the evolution
while others say God worked in dust
So where’s the revolution?
No one disputes where both come from;
Theory and Faith share DNA.
Call it Darwin’s “primordial ooze”,
Or God’s earthly molding clay,
It would seem it’s a matter of time;
Six days or millions of years,
But God sets the clock they say,
As Darwinian’s laugh at the jeers.
Still others, reject it all outright,
and Paul said, just “Let It Be”
While John once said in a right famous song:
“Come together…Right now! (dun dun dun) Over me!”
The Metaphysical Mystical claiming flights of fancy,
The Karmic, the Cosmic, the Buddhist, the Jew,
5000 versions of the Baptist casserole dinner,
the Catholic, or catholic, and Atheist too,
Some “strain at gnats”
Some swallow the “goo”
But I know the truth
Oh yes, yes I do,
But I’m not telling,
No, not even you!
(A funny for JRH)
There are those that just won’t buy
What Darwin has to sell,
But there are also “Christians”
That just don’t swallow Hell.
Some will say we came from ooze
and claim the evolution
while others say God worked in dust
So where’s the revolution?
No one disputes where both come from;
Theory and Faith share DNA.
Call it Darwin’s “primordial ooze”,
Or God’s earthly molding clay,
It would seem it’s a matter of time;
Six days or millions of years,
But God sets the clock they say,
As Darwinian’s laugh at the jeers.
Still others, reject it all outright,
and Paul said, just “Let It Be”
While John once said in a right famous song:
“Come together…Right now! (dun dun dun) Over me!”
The Metaphysical Mystical claiming flights of fancy,
The Karmic, the Cosmic, the Buddhist, the Jew,
5000 versions of the Baptist casserole dinner,
the Catholic, or catholic, and Atheist too,
Some “strain at gnats”
Some swallow the “goo”
But I know the truth
Oh yes, yes I do,
But I’m not telling,
No, not even you!
