What is the CRAZIEST erotic scene you've read?

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Spill the beans! I want to know! I try to pick up at the bookstores the really HOT romance novels that give a warning to the reader beforehand how intense this book will be. I bought one this afternoon. The story itself sounded like a good one. But I'm curious....what EXACTLY else can you put in an erotica novel that hasn't already been explained numerous times before? Anyone read a really crazy sex scene that just left you numb from head to toe? I'm curious....so SPILL!
 

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I'm not sure if you're asking for numb in a good way or bad, but O getting branded in The Story of O certainly made an impression on my young mind.
 

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Numb in a good way, for sure. ;) And what is that story about? Or will that be against the rules to explain too much of something so sizzling? Ha!
 

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The Story of O is a real classic in erotica--but only if you are up for pretty severe female submissive behaviour.
 

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The Story of O is a real classic in erotica--but only if you are up for pretty severe female submissive behaviour.

On that note, and no directly answering the question, I got something of a shock when I read Anne Rice's "Beauty" trilogy. The shock came not so much from the content itself, but because the series had been recommended to me by the mousy but fun, church-going, southern baptist wife friend of mine. (I don't mean any of those as derogatory, merely descriptive.) As I say, I was surprised, to say the least, and looked at her differently from then on...!
 

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Sometimes, it's the "less is more" approach that really gets me going. I don't normally read things specifically for erotica, which i think makes it all that much more stimulating when it occurs in something I do read.

Coupled with that (entendre intended) is when whatever content it is comes as a bit of a surprise. The aforementioned outing by Anne Rice was an example - I expected, being a fan of the Vampire Chronicles, the homo-erotic and BDSM content, but some of the stuff written from Beauty's vantage point blew me away.
 

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Best crazy reading--after a lovely little bdsm steaming up the works the involved party had an 'organism'. I choked and laughed. Sort of took me out of the mood. I wrote to the email of the writer and 'splained the issue. Her email back was mortified but grateful, lolol.

Editing for a friend and there's a hand here and a hand there and another hand and I'm counting and going whoa, where's the 3rd hand come from? There's only 2 people in the room, one's tied up and we don't have Thing from the Addam's family as a 3some. Too funny.
 

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I am surprised how unadventurous most erotic is. Nothing much more than a little light tying up or spanking. I would love ot see some zero G love or something a little more interesting.

Any recommendations?
 

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I too demand zero gee sex.

Now, being under 21, I probably shouldn't be posting in the erotic forum.

Erp...


I was never here. Anything you've read above is a figment of your overactive and oversexed imagination.
 

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The Story of O is a real classic in erotica--but only if you are up for pretty severe female submissive behaviour.

I found that I had kind of contradictory feelings the whole way through it. For me personally it is still the one standout piece of literature in terms of turn on, yet part of me wanted to save O from herself. I guess you could say I felt a little challenged as to why I was so turned on by such severe submission.

Masterfully written I thought, and I guess almost the definitive work of its kind. I always felt though, maybe a guy's perspective, that the characterisation of Rene was a little weak in terms of an appeal that would have her so in love with him that she'd submit in that way. Maybe I'm jealous though. :tongue
 

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I like the erotica part with an actual story surrounding it, not just a few scenes sprinkled here and there with many upon many sex scenes imaginable. I'm reading this one book now where the main female character is having an affair with a ghost and a doctor at the same time. Not really sure how this one will go. The story sounded interesting, it's still holding my attention. We shall see.
 

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I've read the Beauty trilogy, Story of O and a lot of other erotica and I have to say that the one that seemed craziest to me was De Sades Philosophy in the Bedroom. I just thought that it seemed rather like a frenetic, frenzied adolescent boys wet dream more than erotica. And believe me, there is nothing erotic about the constant screams of, "I DISCHARGE!"
 

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I too demand zero gee sex.

Now, being under 21, I probably shouldn't be posting in the erotic forum.

Erp...


I was never here. Anything you've read above is a figment of your overactive and oversexed imagination.
Wow. talk about funny karma/coincidence. I was just on Smart B*tches trashy books site today and read a blog about zero g.

Here's a link. It's funny stuff.
http://www.smartbitchestrashybooks.com/index.php/weblog/weightless_sex_erotica_writers_take_note/
 

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Really, in order for a scene to really strike me as sexy, there needs to be some feelings somewhere in the mix. I dont like it when the two having sex might as well be strangers. There's got to be some real connections there, otherwise it might as well be a 75 cent trash novel from the local gas station.
 

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Craziest scene was in a book called Cocktails. A sassy waitress upset a cop so they got into a scuffle and he tried to rape her. She pretended to go along with it until he got naked then while she *ahem* distracted him she managed to handcuff his wrists to his steering wheel and ram his truncheon, the real truncheon they carry not his personal one ;) anyway she RAMMED it up where the sun don't shine then put a Officer Down call out and walked away with a bunch of sirens already wailing in the distance. Not especially sexy but a GOOD revenge!
 

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that's awesome, brit.

I recently read a sex scene where it began with the man and woman (previously slept together doggy-style while taking pictures in front of a mirror all while the woman is handcuffed with her arms over her head) but this was the next morning and the man was an undercover cop and his mission to bust the woman in a murder backfired on him, and he ended up falling in love with her. Anywho, the morning after doggy style, the woman wakes up before the cop and decides to handcuff him, and when he wakes he is not happy, demands she uncuff him, but she doesn't and decides to uh....well, you get the picture. As they are doing it for the eight millionth time in the book, the man breaks free the restraints where they were connected to a wooden board (they were in a barn) and takes control of the situation, then it all backfires on him AGAIN and the woman ends up crying and begs him to make love to her when all they've been doing is having sex without any kind of love emotion involved until now.

It was a nice read. Definitely changed quickly from bondage to making love.
 

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what is zero gee love?

Story of O - was so clinical and cold i was bored. i couldn't finish.

Anne Rice's Beauty trilogy - I read that at age 10, I think, and was quite thrilled and overwhelmed. In particular Beauty has a session with a pommel and a heavily bejeweled dagger handle, I believe. I may have that all mixed up and it's really two different scenes, but the dagger was important. The wielder of the dagger was a mighty-turn on, too, Beauty was getting bullied by a virile meanie. She got a lot of bullying that I found far more believable and arousing than what I read in O.

Emma Holly's Prince of Ice had me galvanized and helpless on the bed. Ironically I'd read three of her previous non-fantasy works and those were pretty emotionless/low on the richter scale for me. A friend recommended this and it all just kept building and building so that when the demon hero, who has special extra equipment, and the half demon female, who is specially made to receive that equipment, got it on I was on fire with the book in my face and my body literally unable to move, panting, and my mind utterly lost in the book as if everything was really happening to me.

I swear I can probably count the number of times that's happened to me in my life with a book on one hand. That was some hot sheeyat.
 

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I'm trying to remember the name of an erotic novel I read back in the late sixties, EARLYseventies... really quite good. The premise of the novel was that the main character - who was called "Jonathan Relevant" - actually BECAME the fantasy of the person he met. In other words, this character was somehow caught in a 'reality' warp - and was wandering around, trying to find his 'real' identity. But everytime he met someone, he 'morphed' into their personal sexual fantasy. So the character was a man one moment, a woman the next - into and out of all sorts of strange sexual encounters, and always a little bit surprised to find themselves trapped in the scene.

Now that I take the time to think about it, it was a sort of 'quantum leap' on sex steroids. Good stuff, really - wish I could remember the name.
 

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Billy & Betty, written in the 60's.
Most likely out of print and impossible to obtain.
It's about a serial killer who turns into a giant p*nis and explodes.

oops, not out of print.
It's by Twiggs Jameson and is available on Amazon.
 
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A fanfiction called "My Kitten and Me" still takes the cake for craziest sex scene for me. I'm pretty sure that demonstrates just how soft-core I am, because all that happens is a little bondage and a little blood play between assassins. However, if anyone's interested, you can certainly find it here along with its sequel, "Marks of Ownership" by Jacque Koh. I just think the ending of the sequel is too adorable for words.