Merry Death-Mas!

Pike · Dec 24, 2007

I know we've had some enticing carols here, and other boards have wished merriment to all, so I thought we should have our own "Merry Christmas" thread.

I hope the mods don't mind me kicking it off, so...

Merry Frinckin' Christmas to all of you! May you find happiness, joy, and love this season. If not, then make everybody else feel damned miserable!
Bwhahahahahahaha

Pike (no seriously, Merry Christmas)

JeanneTGC · Dec 24, 2007

May the road rise up to meet you, may the publishers be true, may an agent come to greet you, and may all your dreams come true.

Merry Christmas to everyone, and to all a couple of hours of writing time.

Haggis · Dec 25, 2007

Bah! Humbug! Merry Christmas.

Rolling Thunder · Dec 25, 2007

My prostate grew three times larger after reading this thread.

SpookyWriter · Dec 25, 2007

I had the runs.

Jaycinth · Dec 25, 2007

Tis the bright day of Christmas,
so it's time this was said:
Go, fling open your doors,
and toss out your dead.

SpookyWriter · Dec 25, 2007

Monsters above me,
Monsters outside,
Monsters screaming with Christmas delight.

Do you know where your kids are?

Pike · Dec 25, 2007

Damn, you people sure know how to warm a guys heart. (Says while swirling another round of rum-caked egg nog, stepping over a pile of bile-soaked fruit cake, and scratching southern regions better left alone.)

Merriment and drunken revelry to all!

Pike

SpookyWriter · Dec 25, 2007

Kerr · Dec 26, 2007

SpookyWriter said:

And the winner is... :hooray:

Kerr · Dec 26, 2007

We'll toss a 'Ho' to Santa.
We'll give the dog a bone.
We'll wish you all 'Best Wishes,'
And then we'll all get stoned.

Jaycinth · Dec 27, 2007

Haggis has corrupted me!

Book four will be re-written.

Pike · Dec 27, 2007

I doubt Haggis laid the road to ruin, Jay. You were perfectly corrupted long before this.

Pike

Haggis · Dec 27, 2007

Pike said:
I doubt Haggis laid the road to ruin, Jay. You were perfectly corrupted long before this.

Pike

That's true, but I like taking the credit anyhow.

Pike · Dec 27, 2007

And who wouldn't?

Pike

SpookyWriter · Dec 27, 2007

John Wilkes Booth?

Pike · Dec 28, 2007

I don't know... he could be persuaded. the whip can be very persuasive!

Pike

Jaycinth · Dec 28, 2007

Pike said:
I doubt Haggis laid the road to ruin, Jay. You were perfectly corrupted long before this.

Pike

but.......I was getting better. Really.

Merry Death-Mas!

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead

JeanneTGC

I am Catwoman...and Gini Koch

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Rolling Thunder

SpookyWriter

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

SpookyWriter

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead

SpookyWriter

Kerr

I vant to bite you

Kerr

I vant to bite you

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead

Haggis

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead

SpookyWriter

Pike

Chivalry ain't dead

Jaycinth

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Merry Death-Mas!

Chivalry ain't dead

I *am* Catwoman...and Gini Koch

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Chivalry ain't dead

I vant to bite you

I vant to bite you

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

Chivalry ain't dead

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Chivalry ain't dead

Chivalry ain't dead

Your Cuddly Sociopathic

I am Catwoman...and Gini Koch