awesome information, guys.
well, i wouldn't have a problem with taking an assignment. i don't think i would, at any rate. i've said it a hundred times ~ i'm a whore like that.
i don't grasp the 'oh, woe is me, i have to work from a formula!' complaint, as if there's no formulaic novel writing. and like a screenwriter who's done fifty scripts would somehow, by some virtue, not subconsciously continue to write in a formulaic way. 'but, oh!, there's no creativity in the formula!' huh? i swear, sometimes i think creative people forget that they're supposed to be *creative*. if there's nothing to scripts other than plugging in names and coming up with a few half-assed bits of something kinda sorta different, as the formula argument implies, why bitch about easy money? what, tired of seeing your name onscreen? making too much money? you're going to scream if you get one more oscar invitation? yeah, writing novels is the sure-fire way to solve *those* problems, huh, dumbass? (that one's for you, david.)
i would imagine there's a pretty lopsided set of numbers of screenwriters who get greenlit or optioned v. the amount of writers who see publication of some kind. i'd also venture to guess that people who have no business doing either figure screenwriting is easier (none of that messy prose stuff you have to learn, right?) and skew the stats quite a bit. it's hard to equate the two, imo, because i think right off you would have to eliminate those who should have taken up basket weaving instead of novels and/or scripts if you wanted to wanted to get to the heart of your 'odds' (for lack of a better term).
you're right, too, and even a chowderhead like myself would know better even on a cursory initial thought that points on net would be laughably dumb. i'd also think that points on gross would be dreaming, but i guess that depends on the project and the expectations. don't they offer points on the production cost?
raven, doesn't the WGA guarantee that pay to everyone as a base? that is, you can get no less than that?
and, yeah, it sounds like a lot of money. if you live in dayton. los angeles, and you'll find quite a difference in the cost of living, i'm sure. it was when i lived there briefly years ago. i mean, i was still a kid of 18, living on the beach, and was making eight bucks an hour at taco bell twenty years ago. i think minimum wage here in ohio was eighteen cents a day and you could buy a two-story house for $1,500 and have enough left over to get your wife those boobs you've been wanting. hell, you could get them for your girlfriend, too (conventional wisdom goes that you should stop there lest your dog's name gets changed to 'dolly'). i may be exaggerating a little bit.
true, it's probably easier to become a broker. and probably pays better. then again, i don't recall ever seeing a disgraced screenwriter being lead off to jail for insider script writing, either. plus, i'd imagine that when that skank in the bar asks you what you do for a living, screenwriting illicits more wows than brokering. and if she's seen your movie, you'll be peeling her panties off later. what's she going to ask a broker, 'so, sold any stocks lately that i happen to own, too?' and i'll wager that more WGA membership cards are right next to 'official bikini inspector' cards (ladies beware, most of these are counterfeit) in the wallet than whatever it is they give brokers, so guess who i would want to hang with?
granted, i'd hang out on writers sites. probably better than porn sites. i mean, honestly, who's more prone to receive child porn, a screenwriter or a guy in a suit?
is there any estimates on how many scripts and options are sold per year? raven, do you have an opinion on the percentage of scripts you discount almost immediately as garbage? hm, not sure that would help even trying to come up with fantasy math 'stats,' would it?
i don't know if i love screenwriting yet. i'm not completely in love with trying to write fiction. just to tell a story, i don't care if it's in skywriting.
and thanks for reminding me of residuals, i'd completely forgotten about those.
it's kinda funny, too, that i could write a really lame horror script (pretty fast, to boot) and it make money and write a great horror and it not earn out the advance. who knows?
for the record, what's really got me more excited about scripts is a story idea i had, which i called 'i scream man,' (a play on 'ice cream man') a cheesy horror story. well, i thought i better check the title out. i'm glad i did, and i wish i didn't at the same time. yep, 'i scream man,' due out september of '08 right around my birthday, starring crispin glover (in the movie, not my birthday). well, it's a cinch my story would have rocked the hairs off your ass while that other story will suck harder than monica lewinsky at the democratic presidential debate (sorry for the lame joke, you should be used to them by now), but i've other ideas.