On the first day of Christmas...(Horror Carol)

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our Jaycinth gave to me, my heart, ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

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On the second day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me, both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart, ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

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On the third day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me, three mods' brains, both of Kerr's kidneys, and my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the fourth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me,
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the fifth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the sixth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me
Six Drooling Werewolves,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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On the seventh day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me
Seven bags of entrails
Six Drooling Werewolves,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the eighth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me
Eight impaled bodies
Seven bags of entrails
Six Drooling Werewolves,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the ninth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me...
Nine roasted chihuahuas,
Eight impaled bodies,
Seven bags of entrails,
Six Drooling Werewolves,,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)...
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the tenth day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me...
Ten kittehs dying
Nine roasted chihuahuas,
Eight impaled bodies,
Seven bags of entrails,
Six Drooling Werewolves,,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)...
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 

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On the eleventh day of Christmas, our Jaycinth gave to me...
Eleven bloated ticks
Ten kittehs dying
Nine roasted chihuahuas,
Eight impaled bodies,
Seven bags of entrails,
Six Drooling Werewolves,,
Five Writhing tentacles! (Only five??)...
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of Kerr's kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
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On the twelfth day of Christmas my Jaycinth gave to me...
Twelve...singing...skulls,
Eleven bloated ticks,
Ten kittehs dying,
Nine roasted chihuahuas,
Eight impaled bodies,
Seven bags of entrials,
Six drooling werewolves,
Five writhing tentacles, (only five??)...
Four zombie hunks,
Three mods' brains,
Both of my kidneys,
And my heart ripped out of my chest with gleeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 

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Nice ending there, for someone who had both kidneys hacked out of their torso.
 

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Good thing it wasn't my fingers, eh? (Why didn't I think of that sooner?)
 

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On the first day of Christmas,
Dear Haskins gave to me...
Santa, impaled upon a tree....
 

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On the third day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me...
Three decapitated reindeer
Two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree.....
 

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On the fourth day of Christmas,
Dear Haskins gave to me,

Four defenstrated elves
Three decapitated reindeer
Two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree.....
 

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On the sixth day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
three decapitated reindeer
two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree...
 

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On the seventh day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
three decapitated reindeer
two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree...
 

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On the eighth day of Christmas
Dear Haskins gave to me
Eight shortbread zombies
Seven scary blisters
Six vampires biting
Five poisoned turkeys
Four defenstrated elves
three decapitated reindeer
two rabid snowmen
and Santa impaled upon a tree...
 
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