6 Singers Who Are Mistaken About Their Raw Sexuality

jst5150 · Dec 5, 2007

http://www.cracked.com/article_15703_6-singers-who-are-mistaken-about-their-raw-sexuality.html

There's something about a lead singer that drives the ladies wild, even if the man is hideous. Someone like Seal, or even Lyle Lovett, who looks like an ill-fitting skin glove pulled over a hat rack, has more access to poozle than any of us could dream of.

dolores haze · Dec 5, 2007

Ha, ha, ha - Prince in a McDonald's uniform - ha, ha, ha. Loved it! But I still love Prince, too.

III · Dec 5, 2007

Oh man, that was hillarious. Cletus + Nelson = Kid Rock. But yes, Prince in the McDonalds outfit took the cake.

cletus · Dec 5, 2007

III said:
Oh man, that was hillarious. Cletus + Nelson = Kid Rock. But yes, Prince in the McDonalds outfit took the cake.

Why'd they have to bring me into this?

truelyana · Dec 5, 2007

I quite liked Usher back in school, and Jay-z is pure hillariousm.

ChunkyC · Dec 5, 2007

Why aren't Mick Jagger and Steve Tyler on that list? My gawd, they have to be two of the ugliest men I've ever seen ... unless you count their respective lead guitarists.

Lyra Jean · Dec 5, 2007

But are they sex symbols?

Hillary · Dec 5, 2007

Did anyone else read that bit about Usher and a potentially traumatic birthing experience and think, "So THAT'S what happened to Derek Jeter!"

'Cause I did.

ChunkyC · Dec 5, 2007

rosemerry said:
But are they sex symbols?

Supposedly. :Shrug:

PattiTheWicked · Dec 5, 2007

I'm really embarassed to admit I think Kid Rock is kinda sexy.

DamaNegra · Dec 9, 2007

I don't see why any of these guys is even considered half-sexy. Maybe I'm just weird?

eldragon · Dec 17, 2007

Funny stuff.

Really good.

6 Singers Who Are Mistaken About Their Raw Sexuality

jst5150

Vorpal Comics. Weekly Podcast. Twitch Artist. Vet

dolores haze

international guttersnipe

III

rockin the suburbs

cletus

I'm a king bee

truelyana

Set yourself free

ChunkyC

It's hard being green

Lyra Jean

Two years old now.

Hillary

Neural Trailblazer

ChunkyC

It's hard being green

PattiTheWicked

Unleashing Hell.

DamaNegra

Mexican on the loose!

eldragon

in a van down by the river