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"Everybody knows that when you make an assumption, you make an ass outta you--and umption."

"Could you please step on the same foot at the same time? My tits are falling off!"
 

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First one is - 'Long Kiss Goodnight'

Second quote is a Mel Brooks film, isn't it?
 

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Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein.

Legend of all Legendary Legends! Fantastic film.

"Could you please step on the same foot at the same time? My tits are falling off!"

Indeed another Brooks film... History of the world Part 1
 

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"A whale, Beaumont, a whale. A marine mammal that knows a hell of a lot more about sonar than you do."
 

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Here's one:

"We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about."
 

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Best in Show?


Mine:
"This is the captain. We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then - explode."
 

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Serenity. :D

"I'm running this monkey farm now Frankenstein, and I want to know what the fuck you're doing with my time."
 

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Second quote is a Mel Brooks film, isn't it?

"History of the World Part I"

Loved that lady, may she rest in peace.

How 'bout this one: "So... You hired a d**k to find an a$$hole."

Or,

"Hillary... It means: 'She Whose Bosoms Defy Gravity'"
 
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"Hillary... It means: 'She Whose Bosoms Defy Gravity'"
Oh, that spy spoof movie with Val Kilmer! Dang, I can't remember the name. "I know a little German...and he's sitting over there!" I'm gonna kick myself.
 

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"He caught a cold and he's just a little horse."
 

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My favorite:

"I know that you know. You know that I know. Henry knows we know. We know that Henry knows. We're a very knowledgeable family."