Job Op. if you like meat/chicken/fish don't you?

Ziljon · Nov 23, 2007

Hello screenwriters.

I recently demoed to score a film this guy is producing--didn't get it.
Anyway, while perusing craigslist LA for other composer jobs I found this insane posting. Do with it what you will.

Reply to: [email protected]
Date: 2007-11-22, 8:04PM PST

I will pay $25,000.00 to who ever can come up writing me a story (Screen Play)that can be turned into a feature movie about (How good meat/chicken/fish is for you) and what happens to your body and mind when you stop eating it. The writer must be extremely sharp and experienced with samples to prove he or she can do the job.
www.karimmovies.com
23852 pch #720
malibu,ca.90265
310-488-0403

and here's the link to the actual ad: http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/tfr/486734228.html

xhouseboy · Nov 24, 2007

Fish is very good for the brain. Chicken, being a lean meat, is also good for the body.

When you stop eating both, and replace with less nutritional substitutes, you can become detached from reality in some extreme instances.

Sufferers of this rare detachment have been known to empty their own bank accounts by dishing out thousands of dollars to screenwriters.

Right... where do I sign.

Ziljon · Nov 24, 2007

Here's his latest job listing:

$50,000.00 documentary Maker.
$50,000.00 for a experienced person to make me a feature documantry. You must be very experienced.
Contact
Karim Movies
23852 pch #720
Malibu,ca.90265
http://karimmovies.com/
310-488-0403

Thump · Nov 24, 2007

The question then is... can he tell a good screenplay from a bad one?

If he can't, where do I send my resume?

xhouseboy · Nov 24, 2007

Reading his bio, he freely admits to being a bit of an eccentric.

Good luck to him if it's all above board. He's doing what he wants to do, making others happy in the process.

dpaterso · Nov 24, 2007

If anyone rides this wave and makes a big splash, do let us know.

-Derek

WriterGirl2007 · Nov 25, 2007

Job Op. if you like meat/chicken/fish don't you?

Ziljon

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xhouseboy

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Ziljon

Tortilla di Patate

Thump

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xhouseboy

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dpaterso

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WriterGirl2007

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