p.s. a challenge

veinglory · Oct 21, 2007

So I spent most of the day suffering food poisoning, from oraginic vegetarian pasta of all things. There I was in the bathroom thinking, here is one thing you could never write a sexy story about, food poisoning.

But maybe you could and I am just suffering a lack of imagination. Is there anything (legal and nonabussive) that utterly cnnot be made sexy?

WittyandorIronic · Oct 21, 2007

Hmmmmm.... I would have to think about it for a long time. I tried to think of dirty professions, but then I think of Mike Rowe on Dirty Jobs who is the UBER hotness, and decided that if he is involved, even sewers are hot.
LoL, I'll think more on it. Can't wait to see what someone else comes up with.

JoNightshade · Oct 21, 2007

Hairy feet.

Marlys · Oct 22, 2007

JoNightshade said:
Hairy feet.

What? Hobbits aren't sexy?

The food poisoning story could be sexy if one character cared for another tenderly while that person was ill. Some nice emotional bonding that could build up to intimacy once the sick one felt better.

Trying hard to think of something totally not sexy...childbirth and oven-cleaning come to mind. Therefore cleaning the oven while in labor would be sooooo not hot.

Azraelsbane · Oct 22, 2007

JoNightshade said:
Hairy feet.

Feet can be ignored. Hairy backs are worse. Hairy backs usually lead to sweat galore. Oh, and I could totally write some nice food poison erotica. Throwing up causes some mind bending contractions in important places.

Nakhlasmoke · Oct 22, 2007

I once had food poisoning. i could see the potential for erotica. Not from the vomiting, but from the hallucinations.

Soccer Mom · Oct 22, 2007

Ew. Hubby recently had tummy virus.

NOT SEXY.

Cleaning up cat puke. Also not sexy.

For me, just about anything that smells really bad is not sexy. I'm very tied to scent that way.

ETA: okay, maybe if Mike Rowe was involved, but he's the exception.

WittyandorIronic · Oct 22, 2007

ROFL. WooHoo. Soccermom, you have good taste.
So, I had originally thought that I was the only one who had become so obsessed with a random snarky man on the Discovery Channel, but I discovered that there are legions of women just like me who are head over heels in love with Mike Rowe.
God, that man is so hot it makes my eyes water.

Soccer Mom · Oct 22, 2007

Oh yes. When there are new episodes of Dirty Jobs or Deadliest Catch, you can find us in the Deadliest Catch thread in the TV portion of Pop Culture here.

Just follow the drool.

I picture him when I write a certain character. yum.

Maryn · Oct 24, 2007

You all know there's a substantial fetish community of medical equipment and procedure lovers, right? With some overlap from the latex-and-rubber folks? These people buy hospital-grade exam or surgical tables and various exam and procedure equipment we needn't go into in detail, and use it as part of foreplay.

Food poisoning seems right up their alley.

Maryn, open to all sort of possibilities

ScarlettLeopard · Oct 24, 2007

sounds yes, pallet wrap yes, needles... maybe? food poisoning... sorry, no! :ROFL:

JulesJones · Oct 24, 2007

And I can think of a few hurt/comfort stories in fanfic that revolved around someone needing to be nursed through a bout of food poisoning...

Java Junkie · Nov 13, 2007

Being vomited on--not sexy. Changing diapers, also not sexy (unless you're Tom Selleck in, "Three Men and a Baby"). However, spinning a story around a comical incident involving emesis or diaper changing could lead to something sexy...

Katie

Velma deSelby Bowen · Nov 13, 2007

Er... Java Junkie, did you know that being vomited on is, in fact sexy enough to some people that it's a fetish with a distinct name of its own? It's called "roman showers," and I know this because I knew someone (not intimately, thank the gods) who had that fetish.

The worst part was not that he kept turning conversations to it, but that he was incredibly BORING about it.

(I dare say that vomiting on someone is also someone's fetish out there, but we'll just move along, shall we?)

That's one of the amazing things about the world, there seems to be nothing so gross or weird that someone can't eroticize it.

nessam · Nov 13, 2007

Ok Soccermom and WittyandorIronic, I think you are both forgetting the only man who can skin a dear and wear its rotting flesh for warmth and stil make that look sexy is obviously Bear Grylls. I'll watch that man get down to his skimpies and jump into a swamp any day.

wyf · Nov 27, 2007

Azraelsbane said:
Hairy backs are worse. Hairy backs usually lead to sweat galore.

Hairy backs can be nice... animalish. Hairy sweaty backs ditto, as long as im involved in making it sweat!

Food poisoning, no. no, no, no, no, no!

chroniclemaster1 · Nov 27, 2007

I think I'd have to research vomit erotica *really* hard before I could come up with anything sexy to write. Too far into my turn offs. Ew.

p.s. a challenge

veinglory

volitare nequeo

WittyandorIronic

JoNightshade

has finally arrived

Marlys

Resist. Love. Go outside.

Azraelsbane

Agony is defeat

Nakhlasmoke

yes

Soccer Mom

Crypto-fascist

WittyandorIronic

Soccer Mom

Crypto-fascist

Maryn

I Tried

ScarlettLeopard

JulesJones

Java Junkie

Velma deSelby Bowen

I miss the mountains....

nessam

practical experience, FTW

wyf

chroniclemaster1

Seeking Undercover Angel