I NEED A NAME.....SIGH

[CACTUSWENDY]

:Headbang: ...I MAY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOME BOOK REVIEWS FOR THE LOCAL AREA NEWSPAPER.....(VERY SMALL PAPER....) AND I WOULD LIKE A 'STAGE' NAME....(PEN NAME)...THAT WOULD BE CATCHY AND KIND OF REFELCT MY AH.....CHARMING PERSONALITY....LOL....

I AM FEMALE....BUT I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT.....LOL....ANY IDEAS WOULD BE GIVEN GREAT DEPTHS OF THOUGHT..........THANKS AHEAD OF TIME.

...............................I LOVE YOU GUYS.........WENDY..........:PartySmil

[johnnycannuk]

My wife and I would, on long walks around Toronto (before we had our kids), play a game about making up a good Pen Name:

Usually you take a name, like your middle name, and the name of a street that you lived on and put them together like so:

name street

and get things like:

Robert Oak
Todd Kendal
Corrinne Dunfield
Jack Spadina
Victoria Queen
Randolf Quay

You get the idea. This can be a lot of fun, depending on your city or town...

[maestrowork]

That's how you come up with porn name.

Mine would be Poo Ping.

[HConn]

I recommend Izzy Worthitt.

[Handicop]

Somebody once told me to use the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on, given that mine would be Tinkerbell Livingston. It might not be such a good idea after all.

[johnnycannuk]

I recommend Izzy Worthitt.

Only slightly better than Heywood Jablome...

;)

[CACTUSWENDY]

That's how you come up with porn name.

Mine would be Poo Ping.......:roll:

[CACTUSWENDY]

Somebody once told me to use the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on, given that mine would be Tinkerbell Livingston. It might not be such a good idea after all.............:roll:

[CACTUSWENDY]

...........:roll: ...you guys are nuts......lolololOnly slightly better than Heywood Jablome...

;)

[Betty W01]

Aren't you sorry you asked?? :ROFL:

[JennaGlatzer]

tell us more about yourself. Hobbies, passions, etc. Are you looking for a real-sounding name, or something of a title, like "The Rabid Reader"?

[Maryn]

I see that you're in the southern half of Arizona, so maybe you can use a name of local legend or influence.

Lots of place names in the area would make passable female first names. Sonora Willcox?

[ChunkyC]

Ever read She's Hogging the Bathroom by Buster Doardowne or Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightly?

You don't know what you've started here.... http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Seriously, Jenna brings up an interesting point. If you can find a name that evokes a sense of your personality and the tone you want to convey, it would reinforce the connection between you and the column.

[CACTUSWENDY]

tell us more about yourself. Hobbies, passions, etc. Are you looking for a real-sounding name, or something of a title, like "The Rabid Reader"?..........

i think i would do well with a joke kind of name....my humor you know.....lol..... and of course for my class.....i would need something that would give the higher ups the impression that i am well bred......maybe something only another heavy reader or writer would enjoy......sigh...am pretty much open to any and all.....(but not poo...ping.....)....lol.....(love it....)
It's true i live in the Southwest...where it looks like all the old elephants come to die.......the newspaper is a small one...you know the kind.....the big story of the day is Kelmer Jones hits it big at local casino....and wins 50.00 bucks.....

I LOVE YOU GUYS....WENDY....:D

P.S. THAT'S A GOOD ONE..............:Hail: ....OH GREAT ONE.....

[Inspired]

Somebody once told me to use the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on, given that mine would be Tinkerbell Livingston.

You had a pet named Tinkerbell, too? We got a St. Bernard mix from someone. Her name was Tinkerbell. She was the biggest, hairiest Tinkerbell I ever hope to meet!

[katiemac]

Since people brought up the infamous "porn star" name game, here's a couple more to try...

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

[Betty W01]

I don't know, Katie, I doubt a fashion designer named "Stingers Burger King" would sell many items!

[maestrowork]

Somehow I don't think these names of mine would fly:

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Stu Hilton

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Doritos Hoi

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Sin Olive Garden

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Oregano Paris (well, this one's not bad)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Akina Columbus (hmmmm... this has potential)

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

R Won (We won!)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Hershey Katchup (ROTFLMAO)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Kitten Wahyan

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Grahams Captain Morgan or Grahams Rum

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Kin Eon

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Starburst Groban

[Betty W01]

Hmmm.... Payday Clapton. Nope, don't see it selling many records.

[katiemac]

Aw, c'mon Betty. You don't think we can shorten it? "Stinger King..." there you go...

[CaoPaux]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Nikki Center

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Goldfish Harold

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Hewlett Todai

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Clove Iaintbeennowhere

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Cracker Isla Vista

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : Coro

7. ICON ALIAS: M&M 409

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitten San Marcos

9. BARFLY ALIAS: Pretzel Mai Tai

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Ann Idontremember

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Good & Plenty Enya

[maestrowork]

Or Stinky Burger... that would work.

[johnnycannuk]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Prince Oriska

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Peanut Harry

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Quality Hooters (I swear I'm following the rules!)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Habanero San Francisco (its foriegn to me, eh)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Bummer Kettle Point

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

M Pa

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Emma Milk (ok, a cheat...Emma is my daughter...I don't like sweets)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Joey Petrolia (Joey Lambton Central CVI was just silly)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Popcorn Jack Dainels

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Todd Government

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Yogurt Raisin Young

This is fun....next!

[SRHowen]

Your Star Wars name: Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took

Maverick Lispro

LOL

Shawn

[johnnycannuk]

Your Star Wars name: Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took

Maverick Lispro



Satellite Thorazin

:Smack:

Oh no, I think I've said too much...

[maestrowork]

Skylark Claritin <--- I shall be referred to as Captain Skylark Claritin from now on.

[JanaLanier]

May the force be with you, Mirage Albuterol.

[katdad]

Okay, aside from the fun we're having here, I suggest a modestly trendy first name followed by a hyphenated or "titled" last name. For example:

Karyn St.Clair
Krystal LeTournier

something like that. An alternate is the androgynous approach:

J.T. Baker
R.J. Allison

When I was running around across the country with pals (we were working on a sports care racing team), we'd take up silly fake names, some of which were gleaned from mobsters in the news:

Chuck "Punchy" McLaughlin
Abe Sheiks
Joey Aiuppa
Stanley Blinkey
Mike Kidduda
Maurice D. St. Germain

Why? I have no idea.

[Ketzel]

My porn name is "Snuggles LaTroy"! This really does have potential!!

[katdad]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Skipper Hawthorne (more like a child star)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Peanut Moses (nope)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Olivia La Mora (good!)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Cumino Kyoto (mmm, sounds like a new SUV)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Butch Lawrence (nope)

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
S. Aas (Huh?)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Chocolate Budweiser (ewwww!)

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Central (mmm -- party headquarters)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Pretzel Ale (naw)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Mel Flora (could work)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Butterfinger Domingo (we're back to the porn star again!)

[Fractured_Chaos]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Barney Sheridan.
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Popcorn Donald
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Reply Paddy
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Cinnamon Sonora
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Snicklefritz Wichita
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
Lhar
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Brownie Tea
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Derby
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Rotel Scotch
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Jeanette 57th
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Reese Lindemann

[HConn]

Wendy, how about Reed M. Awl?

[katdad]

Skylark Claritin <--- I shall be referred to as Captain Skylark Claritin from now on.
I think you meant to say "from henceforth". Always employ the formal address style when proclaiming yourself a hero.

On the other hand, the plain statement often has its own impact. To quote Mel Brooks, during a comedy album skit with Carl Reiner, he was playing a psychiatrist. How did he become one?

"I put my hand on a rock, looked into the sky, and said 'I am a psychiatrist!'"

[ChunkyC]

Your Star Wars name: Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took

Edsel Viagra

Kinda makes sense, don't it? http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/wink.gif

Actually, it would be Austin Tylenol III.

[ChunkyC]

I have to do this....

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Jinks Grotto
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Doritos Thomas
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Graphic Subway
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Garlic Cape Cod
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Flame Kingston
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
Cstu
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Honey Milk
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Regiopolis
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Popcorn Anything
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Montgomery Johnson
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Skittles Collins

[reph]

Skylark Claritin <--- I shall be referred to as Captain Skylark Claritin from now on.

Jenna, you heard the man. Hey, everybody, Maestro's getting a new epithet!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Blondie Ayala

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food +
Grandfather's first name)
Chocolate George

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Page La Rustica (not bad!)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Cinnamon Aintneverbeenthere

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Four-Eyes Berkeley? (Nah.)

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
[Skipped for privacy]

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Chocolate Dishwater

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Chick California

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Preserved Ginger Pear Cider

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
None Grant

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Truffle Ican'tdecide

[CindyBidar]

Quality Hooters (I swear I'm following the rules!)

Uhhh, you sure that's not a porn star name? :ROFL:

Best laughs I've had all day. You guys are a riot! Of course this isn't exactly helping Wendy...

cindy

[detante]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Peaches Northwest

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Cookie Oliver

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Scotch Wendys

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Oregano None

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Woodstock Indy

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
J Sha

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen)
Cupcake Vinegar

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Duckie Decatur

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Candy Russian

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Lynn Knoxville

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Reese Sumner

[detante]

Your Star Wars name: Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took

Polara Nubain

Hey, that's kinda catchy!

[BradyH1861]

Ever read She's Hogging the Bathroom by Buster Doardowne or Rusty Bedsprings by I.P Knightly?



I havent read those, but I have always enjoyed Under the Stadium Seats by Seymour Butts. However, another popular read is Brown Spots on a Chinese Wall by Who Fung Poo.

And for the record, my porno star name is Sam Alamo.

B.L.H.

[Kida Adelyne]

Some of these are really wierd...



1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Nuicance Westwood
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Doritos John
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
British Whimpy's
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Cinnamon Nicaragua
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Cookie (no party experience)
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
Acoo
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Whip Cream Cola (eww...)
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kid C.V.I.
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Chips (Not Legal age+ alchol is ick)
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Frances Westwood (first one I remeber living on anyway)
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Mars Lennox

[detante]

:Headbang: ...I MAY HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO SOME BOOK REVIEWS FOR THE LOCAL AREA NEWSPAPER.....(VERY SMALL PAPER....) AND I WOULD LIKE A 'STAGE' NAME....(PEN NAME)...THAT WOULD BE CATCHY AND KIND OF REFELCT MY AH.....CHARMING PERSONALITY....LOL....

I AM FEMALE....BUT I DON'T THINK I HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT.....LOL....ANY IDEAS WOULD BE GIVEN GREAT DEPTHS OF THOUGHT..........THANKS AHEAD OF TIME.



First of all, thank you Wendy for give us an excuse to pad our post counts. ;)

If none of the other suggested methods tickle your fancy, you could always go with your first two initials and your grandmother's maiden name. Of course, you must tell us what name you finally choose!

[MacAllister]

Star Wars name = Pinto Lortab


:ROFL:

[Euan H.]

Your Star Wars name: Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took


Golf Darvon. So it doesn't always work. Could take my second car, then it'd be 'Hilux Darvon', which is great.

[allion]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Tommy McKenzie

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Potato Chip Dmytro (um, no)

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Guide Outback (wha?)

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Cinnamon Las Vegas

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: KJ Quebec

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : K Sej (drop it like it's hot!)

7. ICON ALIAS: Chocolate Tea

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitten Churchill

9. BARFLY ALIAS: Pretzel Vodka

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Joanne Strathearne (now my secret is out)

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Mint Clapton

With the bonus Star Wars name:

Toyota Sinutab

[CACTUSWENDY]

:) ...............Wendy, how about Reed M. Awl?....................................that's kind of cool.......reed m. awl.....hummm

[Inspired]

My Star Wars name is awesome: Tempo Allegra Yeah!!!

Licorice Beethoven could be a potential rock star. I can see it now.

[Zane Curtis]

Satellite Thorazin

:Smack:

Oh no, I think I've said too much...

Hey, you've got it easy. My Star Wars name would be Volkswagon Cyclosporin.

[Betty W01]

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Good & Plenty Enya


You sure that's not a porn star name??

[Betty W01]

Hey, you've got it easy. My Star Wars name would be Volkswagon Cyclosporin

Still laughing....

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage43/17.gif

Mine would be "Piece of Junk" Flexiril...

[WVWriterGirl]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Copper Liberty

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Pistachio Wade

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Gold Station

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Cinnamon London

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Bubbles Huntington

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

L Mar

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Cookies Tapwater

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Kit Chapmanville (huh? So I live in a small town where the school's named after the town)

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Crackers Tom Collins

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Beth Godby

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Snickers Bon Jovi (so sue me. I'm an 80's hair band geek)

12. STAR WARS NAME:

Buick Avandia

:Fairydust

WVWG

[reph]

Hey, you've got it easy. My Star Wars name would be Volkswagon Cyclosporin.

Think you've got it bad? I'm Bicycle Levoxyl 0.125 mg.

I guess it's more impressive to have the letters MG at the front.

[JennaGlatzer]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Skipper Prospect

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Pringles Sidney

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Popems Dennys

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Salt Paris

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Banana Girl Boston

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

Jgla

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Honey Dawn

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Capuchin Monkey East Islip

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Truffles Baileys

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Rebecca Prospect

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Gin Gin Durwitz

12.Your Star Wars name (Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took)

Blazer Lexipro

[Mistook]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Jet Jefferson

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Cookie Daniel

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Unleash Denny

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Basil Home

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Patto Chi

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

P-Mel

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Whitman Spray

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Kit Central

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Chip Corona

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Howie Jackson

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Twix Vega

12.Your Star Wars name (Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took)

Aspen Motrin

[Mistook]

When we're all done with this, can we make a top ten of all the best names generated? Maybe that will help C-Wen find a good pen name. :)

[Puddle Jumper]

How about creating a pen name using pig latin? :D

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Ding Dong Charles - doesn't quite have the right ring to it
Pringles Charles - not much better
Crunch 'n Munch Charles
*ack!*

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Crunch Chapman

[Denis Castellan]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Mistoufle DesAires

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Chipster Joseph

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Duracell PizzaPaï

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Basilic Londres

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Deudeu Carry

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : DCA

7. ICON ALIAS: Thé HuileD'Olive

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Chaton SacréCoeur

9. BARFLY ALIAS: Pringles TullamoreDew

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Félix Lieutaud

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Tagada Smith

12. Star Wars name : Ax Nurofen
__________________

Now you're glad you weren't born French, huh ? :D

[katdad]

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Snicklefritz Wichita


Wichita? Not along Hydraulic Avenue, I hope.

A true story about Wichita and partying. Back when I was a Junior at Univ of Kansas (Lawrence), I began dating this Freshman gal named, er, "Teena" let's say.

She flunked out in the 1st semester, and was too embarrassed to go home to her small Kansas farm town, so she moved to Wichita with an older girlfriend, and became a topless dancer.

The bar where she worked was named the Kit Kat Klub. I kid you not. And it was on Hydraulic Avenue. She lived 1 block away, upstairs from a Korean grocery. So weekends, I'd ride my Triumph Bonneville down the Turnpike to visit her.

I almost flunked out myself that semester.

[Euan H.]

Hey, you've got it easy. My Star Wars name would be Volkswagon Cyclosporin.
Which is actually a pretty cool name.

But maybe that's just me...

I'll get my coat.

[detante]

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Honey Dawn

Now that's a porn name!

(Originally I included a picture of a dancing banana, but in this context it just seemed obscene.)

[katdad]

Katie, you were the one who first listed the "name generator list". Any idea of its origin?

[CACTUSWENDY]

wow...denis.....i'm not sure where you're from....but you sure have some niffty sounding names......some might even make one swoon........lol
I LOVE YOU GUYS............;)

[Zoe King]

Eeeek! These aren't names. They're medical conditions!

[CaoPaux]

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Good & Plenty Enya


You sure that's not a porn star name??

*snerk* My favorite is my Fashion Designer name (Hewlett Todai).

My Star Wars name: Corolla Vicodin

[maestrowork]

Denis is from France... French names sound so SEXY... even if they mean "chicken pie" or "dead bug fingers" -- they still sound so sexy.

[Kasey Mackenzie]

Okay, I can't resist doing this! Believe me, I tried...

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: Lady Via Veneto
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Reese Robert
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: Dell Maguey (ROFL...this is funny cause my favorite restaurant's actual name is "El Maguey's)
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: Cinnamon del Carmen
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: Neptune Boston
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : K. Mac
7. ICON ALIAS: Candy Canola
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: Kitten North
9. BARFLY ALIAS: Cheeto Midori
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: Elizabeth Eichelberger
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: Reese Tyler
12. Star Wars Name: Spirit TriNessa

Most of these aren't half bad! =)

[CaoPaux]

Now that's a porn name!

(Originally I included a picture of a dancing banana, but in this context it just seemed obscene.)
Heh, if you think that's obscene, ya haven't seen the other dancing bananas.... :tongue

[Zane Curtis]

Which is actually a pretty cool name.

But maybe that's just me...

I'll get my coat.

Yeah, I get a special kind of lightsaber -- it's a yellowy brown colour (with rust spots) and it's got the engine in the back.

"The force is strong within you Volkswagon Cyclosporin... Or at least, it is when you get a good run up and you're going downhill. But on a steep incline you go reeeeally slow..."

[Uncarved]

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)
Lady Pleasant Valley
2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)
Tootsie Roll Harvey
3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)
Reply Chilis
4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)
Bergamot Cancun
5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)
Wednesday Rome
6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
TSam
7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):
Jolly Rancher Tea
8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Model
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)
Smores Vodka
10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)
Michelle Bellsferry
11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Smores Gilmour
11. STAR WARS ALIAS: (first car + prescription medicine you last took)
Mustang Ditropan

[three seven]

Oh dear...

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Zenna Lime

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Ritz Gordon

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Jumbo Titanic

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Chilli Marbella

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Er... Grimey Norwich http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/undecided.gif

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

T Sev http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/sneaky.gif

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Smarties Sterilising Fluid http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/uhoh2.gif

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Puppy King Edward VI

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Mr Goodbar Merlot

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Neil Church http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/zzz.gif

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Maxi Morgan

12. STAR WARS NAME:

Cortina Naprosyn


http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/no.gif

[katiemac]

Couldn't tell you, katdad. It was circling around on livejournal for a long time, picked it up when one of my friends posted it on theirs.

[katiemac]

Since I was the one to post it, as katdad pointed out, I figured I'd give the names a spin, too. Looks like fun.

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Jesse Farm Drive

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Cookie James

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Valentine Leto

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Cinnamon Canada

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Mac Merrimack (we're talking clean parties here, people)

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

K-Mac (real nick, btw)

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Honey Juice

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Tiger Merrimack
9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Cracker Cosmopolitan (legally unable to answer that one, so we'll go for Carrie Bradshaw's favorite)

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Janette Wheaton

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Skittles Healy

12.Your Star Wars name (Name of your first car plus name of the last prescription drug you took)

Hondamobile Claritin

[Zane Curtis]

You know, these just don't seem to work for me...

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Bilbo Esplanade

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Mars Bar Ken

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Canon Sing Hing

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Black Pepper Lord Howe

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Winky Surfer's Paradise

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

Z Cur

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Ginger Beer Draino

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Chow Chow (http://www.ai170841.freeler.nl/puppages/) Port Hacking

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Cheezel Tooheys Old Black

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

None Bay

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Jelly Bean Diddley

[katiemac]

Would that be "Diddley" as in BO DIDDLEY?


If so, quite amazing my friend.

[SRHowen]

I added the star wars one to the list, but never posted the rest of mine.


1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Charkey Sherman

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)

Chips Arnold

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)

Creamy Casa Ole

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)

Cumin B-i-t-c-h (really, it's in France)

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)

Kleo Berkley

6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)

S How

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):

Hubby Dawn

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)

Kitten Lomira

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)

Carrots Bloody Mary

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)

Vicky Circle

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)

Skittles Arkenstone

12. Star Wars Name: (First car + last prescription Drug you took)

Maverick Lispro

[detante]

Cumin B-i-t-c-h (really, it's in France)
http://deephousepage.com/smilies/spit.gif

[Zane Curtis]

Would that be "Diddley" as in BO DIDDLEY?

Well, let me put it this way. I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra snake for a neck tie, I got a brand new house on the roadside that's
made from rattlesnake hide. It's got a brand new chimbley made on top, made from a human skull...

;)

[Writing Again]

Want something with a pinch of humor that will strike people as vaguely familiar?

Laura Krit.

[katdad]

Well, let me put it this way. I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra snake for a neck tie, I got a brand new house on the roadside that's made from rattlesnake hide. It's got a brand new chimbley made on top, made from a human skull...;)

And that's all well and good.

But who do you love?

[KellyS.]

Ok, now for a really bad names : Page Novella
Rita Chapter

[dblteam]

To further my goal of talking more and lurking less, here are mine:

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)


Socks Glenwood (because Socks 172nd CT NE just doesn’t work)


2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food + Grandfather's first name)


Doritos King


3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left + Favorite restaurant)


Onyx Olive Garden


4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice + Last [Foreign] Vacation Spot)


Cinnamon St. Petersburg


5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname + Town Where You First Partied)


Aerovern Lawrence (No partying, but it’s where I turned 21)


6. "FLY BOY/GIRL" ALIAS : (First Initial + First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)


V Jo


7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight + Any Liquid in Kitchen):


Sugar Tamari


8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal + Where You Went to High School)


Foal Parkway


9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate + Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink)


Pretzel Daiquiri (Ick)


10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name + Street Where You First Lived)


Ann Fernview


11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy + Last Name Of Favorite Musician)


Chocolate Crow


11. STAR WARS ALIAS: (first car + prescription medicine you last took)



Granada Maxalt


Valerie

[katiemac]

Well, let me put it this way. I walked 47 miles of barbed wire, I use a cobra snake for a neck tie...

I was introduced to Bo Diddley last year by my engish teacher. He played us a tune and we picked out the beat. And he continued to play more modern songs that used the Bo Diddley, and from there we talked about themes and how they evolve through time, become different stories, yet somehow there's still that one element that stays the same...

It was a great class, suffice to say. And my favorite teacher.

[Sarita]

I think I win for porn star name:

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet + Street you live on)

Muffy McArthur

My parents would be SO proud!

[katiemac]

Since everyone had so much fun with my last post, I found this today and thought you all might like to give it a go:

Find your Pimp Name. (http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp)

You may all now refer to me as Tricktickler K. Shizzle.

[maestrowork]

Ice Master Jazz.

[three seven]

My real name is Bishop Don G Smooth.

But you can call me Reverend 3 Skillz. http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/pimp2.gif

[SRHowen]

Delicious S. Fresh

LOL

Shawn

[CaoPaux]

I'm Stealth Maestro Slither. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/grinser/grinning-smiley-047.gif

[maestrowork]

I'm Stealth Maestro Slither. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/grinser/grinning-smiley-047.gif

Hey, you stole my moniker!

[Denis Castellan]

Bishop Don Denis Dogg





:Wha:

[ZaZ]

Only slightly better than Heywood Jablome...

;)

You can't mention Heywood without his twin brothers Will and Ken.

[CaoPaux]

Hey, you stole my moniker! Does that say more about you or me? http://deephousepage.com/smilies/whistle.gif

[three seven]

Bishop Don Denis Dogg

They only be room for one Bishop Don round here. Get yo punk self outta my face before I pimp slap yo skinny a*s, muthaf***a

http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/afro.gif

[Good Word]

I'd be

Gypsy Summit

[Denis Castellan]

This isn't exactly new stuff but I played with this elvish name generator (http://www.chriswetherell.com/elf/) something like two years ago, and this thread just reminded me of it :)

[allion]

Drop it like it's hot for:

Stealth Maestro K. Glide!!


Elvish name:

Inwë Palantír


Hobbit Name:

Esmerelda Bramble of Willowbottom


I'm beginning to feel like I have various other people inside me...

[Inspired]

I don't think I'd ever be able to pronounce my elvish name, but here's my Hobbit one:
Ivy Danderfluff of Willowbottom

Danderfluff??

[three seven]

I refuse to take part in anything involving hobbits or elves. http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/beadyeyes.gif

[WVWriterGirl]

Elven name:
Enelya Fëfalas

Hobbit name:
Pearl Overhill of Nobottle

I'm a little disappointed. I wanted to be "of Willowbottom", too!

WVWG

[Denis Castellan]

I refuse to take part in anything involving hobbits or elves. http://www.geocities.com/thingumybobwotsit/beadyeyes.gif

Any particular reason or is it because you just didn't like what you got from the generator ? :D

[three seven]

No, I'm just not a hobbity person. :Shrug:

Although I have got hairy toes.

[SRHowen]

Elvish name:

Galadriël Sîrfalas

Hobbit Name:

Lobelia Bumbleroot of Haysend

[Dev]

Hahaha!! My Hobbit name...

Longo Goodbody of Frogmorton

and (not as funny) my elf-name:

Lamalas Singollo

[CACTUSWENDY]

:guns: .......so.....let me get this right......dblteam....your grandpa was a king?........:Hail: ....does that mean you are royal?.......(inquiring minds want to know....):banana:

[Zane Curtis]

No, I'm just not a hobbity person. :Shrug:


Well, you do have to cook them the right way...

[Kida Adelyne]

I posted these somwhere in SF forum when this topic came up, but since that was a while ago (and I used my nick-name) here goes:

Elvish Name:
Larien Celebrindal

Hobbit Name:
Azaelia Bumbleroot of Fair Downs

[rhymegirl]

Books reviews, right?

Names?
How about Juan O. Pinion
or Rita Book
or Paige Turner
or Kent Putitdown

[girlyteengirl]

Somebody once told me to use the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on, given that mine would be Tinkerbell Livingston. It might not be such a good idea after all.

If that was the case than mine would be either Emma Stratton or Molly Stratton. Those are nice names.

[dawinsor]

Somebody once told me to use the name of your first pet followed by the street you grew up on, given that mine would be Tinkerbell Livingston. It might not be such a good idea after all.


That would make me Penny St. Jean, which I kind of like!