The boys are back in town! (By boys I mean Jeremy, James and Richard)... TOP GEAR!!!

Bmwhtly · Oct 5, 2007

Yes, Ladies and Menfolk, THE motoring show is back this sunday, 20 o'clock, this sunday.

Although from the trailer, Hammond has a really bad haircut.

Anyone care?

Thoughts, comments and insults welcome.

scarletpeaches · Oct 5, 2007

Oh god. I think I just did a sex-wee.

Bmwhtly · Oct 5, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
I just did a sex-wee.

Bmwhtly · Oct 7, 2007

Marvellous!

And to the pirating colonials (You know who you are) who want to know how good the new series is, it looks at least exactly as good as it should be. If not better.

For example; at the start of the first show of every series, they show a montage of clips of the upcoming series.
Well... I'm not quite sure how to say this without having to change my underwear... It appears that they race a Bugatti Veyron and a Jet Fighter side by side down a runway!

hubbabubbs · Oct 8, 2007

Sounds like just the sort of excuse Jeremy would dream up to get back in a Bugatti.

Just hope there are more small-car sports to come. classic.

Bmwhtly · Oct 9, 2007

By small-car sports, do you mean like the Aygo Football? or small sports cars?

ETA: LINKY to football

valen_sinclair · Oct 9, 2007

wasn't it brilliant! You have to love Top Gear, and how many digs at fifth gear could they fit into the show....i have a feeling it will be a running joke YEAH! FIFTH GEAR SUCKS!
Hammond also seems to have lightened up about the crash with his new hairdo as there were several comments about crashing etc.
Top gear is back with a bang and looking as good as ever.

Bmwhtly · Oct 9, 2007

valen_sinclair said:
wasn't it brilliant!

Damn right it was!
And an interesting role reversal. Remember when they went to the americas? James was the only one with air-con. And now they go through Europe and he's the only one without it!

You have to love Top Gear

It's true.
There should really be a law

and how many digs at fifth gear could they fit into the show....i have a feeling it will be a running joke YEAH! FIFTH GEAR SUCKS!

Well, they do have a point. Fifth Gear really is a Rover 75 next to Top Gear's Porsche Boxter.

Top gear is back with a bang and looking as good as ever.

And it's SUCH a relief that it's back.
I'm glad this series runs into December, I don't like Top Gear withdrawal.

Just look how quotey I've gotten with excitement!

clockwork · Oct 9, 2007

D'ya like cars, Ben?

Bmwhtly · Oct 9, 2007

clock_work9 said:
D'ya like cars, Ben?

I don't even have a driving license.

I just Love the show. As you can probably tell.

Perks · Oct 9, 2007

I'm downloading it as we speak. I've been injured and laid up, but I creaked out to my machine to get it - couldn't wait any longer.

scarletpeaches · Oct 9, 2007

clock_work9 said:
D'ya like cars, Ben?

I'm afraid you're not allowed in this thread unless you're prepared to drool over The Hamster, claim to be The Stig, or admire t'Clarkson's rapier-like wit.

Now begone!

clockwork · Oct 9, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
I don't even have a driving license.

I just Love the show. As you can probably tell.

Tut-tut. What would Clarkson say?

stupid-head said:
I'm afraid you're not allowed in this thread unless you're prepared to drool over The Hamster, claim to be The Stig, or admire t'Clarkson's rapier-like wit.

Now begone

Make me, toots.

scarletpeaches · Oct 9, 2007

That's THE Clarkson to you.

scarletpeaches · Oct 9, 2007

Unimaginable Whore with but 9 brain cells to call his own said:
Make me, toots.

*simper*

valen_sinclair · Oct 9, 2007

I know who the stig is.....wanna know???

clockwork · Oct 9, 2007

Dan Brown's mistress said:
Unimaginable Whore with but 9 brain cells to call his own...

Hey! I found another one since then. I'm a fully functioning decacellmanoid now.

scarletpeaches · Oct 9, 2007

Christopher Paolini in disguise said:
Hey! I found another one since then. I'm a full functioning decacellmanoid now.

You unutterably demonic shithead.

clockwork · Oct 9, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
You unutterably demonic shithead.

El escarlatamelocotón es muy loco. Y stinky.

scarletpeaches · Oct 9, 2007

clock_work9 said:
El escarlatamelocotón es muy loco. Y stinky.

Le fishy est being flushed dans le toilet, avec tres tres stinky effluence du drunken tramp au Dundee. So there!

clockwork · Oct 9, 2007

Hijacking complete. Now, take this thread to Cairo where a list of demands will be issued for its safe return!

Perks · Oct 9, 2007

Beautiful show. They shoot some of the most amazing footage. But I'll go on record here and now - Hammond's necklace really, really, really bothers me. You people are closer. Shout at him to remove it immediately.

I want to be Helen Mirren. Just not quite yet.

Bmwhtly · Oct 10, 2007

*ignores hijacking*

And didn't the "Coming up in this series" montage look sub-zero?

Perks · Oct 10, 2007

Bmwhtly said:
And didn't the "Coming up in this series" montage look sub-zero?

And how!

I'm really not into supercars (except for the Bugatti Veyron and the odd, non-genital-looking Ferrari - wait are regular Astons supercars? Nevermind) so it's the trek or challenge that always gets me. And the news was hilarious. I've watched all but the first two series of 'Top Gear' (and I've watched even a few of those) and I've read one of Jeremy Clarkson's books, so with immersion and Wikipedia to explain 'chavs' and 'ASBO' to me, I get most of the jokes!

Bmwhtly · Oct 10, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
I'm afraid you're not allowed in this thread unless you're prepared to drool over The Hamster, claim to be The Stig, or admire t'Clarkson's rapier-like wit.

Poor James May, always the last one picked.

Perks said:
I'm really not into supercars (except for the Bugatti Veyron and the odd, non-genital-looking Ferrari

There are non-phallic Ferraris?
Why wasn't I informed?!

*scuttles off to Ferrari dealer*

wait are regular Astons supercars?

Certainly not.

The boys are back in town! (By boys I mean Jeremy, James and Richard)... TOP GEAR!!!

Yes, I'm back.

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Blowing bubbles in the wind

Yes, I'm back.

In the zone...

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delicate #!&@*#! flower

In the zone...

Blowing bubbles in the wind

In the zone...

In the zone...

In the zone...

delicate #!&@*#! flower

Yes, I'm back.

delicate #!&@*#! flower

Yes, I'm back.