Read this if you want to angry up the blood

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I'll say it for you.

Fucking brainless bastards. They all want to be shot. In the face. And then beaten with sticks just to make sure they're really dead.

How'd ya like them apples?
 

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Seun, there will always be zealots out there. Our job is to ignore them. (and ban them from society.) I can't get angry over crazy zealots...if I did, I'd be forever angry. I mean, Jesus, how pathetic are these people.
 

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and what Judas said too.
 
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Trust you to be all calm about it, Kev. Where's your spu-

Nonevermind.
 

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If anyone wants to hear people trying to defend this bollocks, listen to Radio 2 between 12 and 2. Jeremy Vine will be talking to the See You Next Tuesdays responsible for such a wanksplat of an idea.
 

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I think if you use the word wanksplat you should be prepared to be transported to TIO. Hold on to the thread walls...
 
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If anyone wants to hear people trying to defend this bollocks, listen to Radio 2 between 12 and 2. Jeremy Vine will be talking to the See You Next Tuesdays responsible for such a wanksplat of an idea.

You stole my word! I demand recompense in the form of rep points, or sexual favours.
 

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"Books should let them be assured that the goodies-will come out on top."
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Her little club should be called How to Raise Children Who Will Become Adults Who Can't Handle Reality.


ETA, my DD is reading a Lemony Snicket book at this moment. Someone should call CPS on me.
 
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If that negative-IQ bitch even thinks of laying her webbed paws on my Roald Dahl books, she'll suffer the death of a thousand (paper) cuts using the pages of Charlotte's Web.
 

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I think if you use the word wanksplat you should be prepared to be transported to TIO. Hold on to the thread walls...

I stole wanksplat off my eldest brother when I was eleven. Along with the October '87 issue of Mayfair. :D
 
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Au contraire, mon ami. You stole it off me, during a series of X-rated PMs this week.
 

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gosh. what stupid, stupid people. It always awes me when someone puts a heck of a lot of energy into something stupid like that.

well, for every genius and good book there's a hundred to bash it or burn it. Nothing to do about it, but I'm thinking of the poor kids of those parents. If they deny them sad books then how are they treating them concerning other stuff? It's really scary, now they're trying to control their emotions too. Book-trauma inflicted on kids by classics is such a serious issue.*rolls eyes*

But in the end we shouldn't be so angry. People like that can't do anything to good books. And good kids will find the good kids' books when they grow older too.

Sigh.

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"Books should let them be assured that the goodies-will come out on top."


Her little club should be called How to Raise Children Who Will Become Adults Who Can't Handle Reality.
I wanted to quote that too! But I decided I didn't want to have that in my computer for a second. God, those people shouldn't be allowed to decide for anyone, not even their goldfish.
 
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Books cannot be killed by fire. People die, but books never die. No man and no force can abolish memory.
-Franklin D. Roosevelt
 

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I read this story on the way home today. Yep cover your children's eyes and ears to the world. I figure it's an easy way for piss ant parents not to explain to kids about the bad things in life. How do these parents explain to their kids about life and death?

It's like these groups out there that don't want young sporting events to keep scores because they don't want to emphasise winning as a good thing. Rubbish.

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People have been threatening things like this for years. There are always going to be parents who want to wrap their children in cotton wool instead of preparing them for the real world.

I've had parents come in wanting to get a book for their child and reject every one I offered them because it had magic/had family problems/seperation/divorce/arguments between friends in it. Basically, they rejected everything realistic because it wasn't always happy, and anything fantastical because it wasn't real. Some people are just never happy or satisfied.
 

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Adrienne Small founded the organisation when her ten-year-old daughter became depressed and withdrawn after reading the first book in the Lemony Snicket series.
That's the nuttiest part. Snicket writes on the first page that if you don't want to read a depressing story, "find another book."
 

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As a parent, with a house that any regional public library would envy for pure quantity of stock (I make no claim on quality, I have some serious crap kicking aound as well as some classicly awesome stuff - my own falling somewhere in that range) there are some book my kids aren't ready to read yet.

I DON'T let my kids watch stuff from Iraq et al on TV. It's my job to look out for them and decide what they are ready for. But part of that is preparing them for when they ARE ready to see that.

And books that don't have happy endings are all part of that. Because they aren't real, it's a softer way of dealing with the horrible ghastly crap that fills the world. In a safe and controlled (as oppose to controlling) environment where they can ask me questions and resolve their feelings afterward.

But the key is I'm using that stuff. I'm easing my kids into the real world with this non-real stuff. If my kids aren't ready for something, it's a timing thing.

And ya know what? If that stupid-assed, panty-wedged, prig had been so frikkin' concerned for the well-being of her poor little angels, maybe she should have sat down with the kid and talked about the book instead of starting a book-burning club for closed-minded skidmarks posing as pisspoor examples of parentage.

I was doing quite well until the end.

I'm going now, because I have an overwhelming urge to start a club with the express intention of having retarded, ignorant-ass parent buring parties.
 

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Adrienne Small founded the

organisation when her ten-year-old daughter became depressed and withdrawn after reading the first book in the Lemony Snicket series.
hmmmm
 

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&^*%! I mean really, what the &^*%? If it wasn't for the "miserable ending" books when we were kids, I'm sure many of us wouldn't be writers.

Why do people ban together and try to control the world? Better yet, how in the hell do they manage to get away with it?

I'm hoarding and hiding all the childrens' books I can. Damn them.
 

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I am sorry, but I think this is a great idea. When my book is published, I hope every one of these people buys a copy, no, three copies, and burns it!
 

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Actually, what annoys me about the story isn't the fact that the group exists (there are hundreds of groups in the UK run by equally clueless, self-righteous twerps who want to wrap up children with cotton wool), it's the fact that the media are giving them free publicity and therefore the chance to expand their platform and even worse, not one reporter seems to have asked the key question: "How does burning a book you don't like cheer up your child?"

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So, we're settled then. A lynching at high noon it is. Poor bitch, Adrienne won't know what hit her. We'll show her, we will.
 
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