The Tales of Ancient Empire!

This title, I'm sure, means nothing to you hoity toity snobs who like them high falutin' movies like Conan the Barbarian.

But The Tales of Ancient Empire is the sequel being shot (hopefully) next month to the Sword and the Sorcerer, one of the most entertaining fantasy movies ever. With a three bladed sword, Lee Horsley and a bunch of scantily clad wenches, what's not to like?

I'm so toked about this, you wouldn't understand.





Yeah, I know. My life really is that pathetic.

The Sword and the Sorcerer was done in 1982. Horsely was not 60 something at that time. I don't know who's in the Tales of Ancient Empire, yet, but I'm excited anyway.



I know. Still extraordinarily pathetic.