"You can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends."
"I disagree. You can pick your friends. They just won't let you pick their nose!"
"You take away his glory, courage, skill, and strength, what have you got left?"
"You!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Hey, since I had you as a brother, nothing ever bothers me!"
"How many times did you hit the target in archery class anyway?"
"More than you!"
"I hit the target once!"
"Okay fine, we tied!"
"Everyone calls me Horse because I'm the stableboy."
"Okay guys, very funny. Now are you ready to release me?"
"Are you ready to shut the hell up?"
"But today was supposed to be my birthday!"
"I thought today was the day you were going to shut the hell up!"
"Do you see the light?"
"Yes."
"Come into the light my son. Not you Peter."
"But I am your son!"
"And I guarantee you people that if I get more votes than my opponent, I should win!"
"Kids my age used to call me Stinky because my initials were PU!"
"Who are you taking to the prom?"
"I'll give you three guesses."
"Uh-oh."
"No that's not right. Now you have two guesses."
"Don't make me laugh!"
"Too late, I already did!"
"While we wait, let's kill some time."
"I'd like to, but I'm unarmed. Okay I am, cause otherwise my popcorn and soda would be all over the floor by now!"
"If I had a nickle for every beautiful girl I've ever made out with...I'd have a nickle!"
"You'll pay dearly for that!"
"Do you prefer cash or cheque?"
"They said to him that it couldn't be done, but he didn't listen. He took that thing that couldn't be done...and he tried!"
"I didn't mean to ruin everything you worked so hard to put together."
"If your parents knew what they were doing, I'm sure they wouldn't have put you together either!"
"It's not like I did it on purpose. That's why they're called accidents."
"I'll bet that's exactly what your parents said to the doctor who delivered you!"
"I disagree. You can pick your friends. They just won't let you pick their nose!"
"You take away his glory, courage, skill, and strength, what have you got left?"
"You!"
"You should be ashamed of yourself!"
"Hey, since I had you as a brother, nothing ever bothers me!"
"How many times did you hit the target in archery class anyway?"
"More than you!"
"I hit the target once!"
"Okay fine, we tied!"
"Everyone calls me Horse because I'm the stableboy."
"Okay guys, very funny. Now are you ready to release me?"
"Are you ready to shut the hell up?"
"But today was supposed to be my birthday!"
"I thought today was the day you were going to shut the hell up!"
"Do you see the light?"
"Yes."
"Come into the light my son. Not you Peter."
"But I am your son!"
"And I guarantee you people that if I get more votes than my opponent, I should win!"
"Kids my age used to call me Stinky because my initials were PU!"
"Who are you taking to the prom?"
"I'll give you three guesses."
"Uh-oh."
"No that's not right. Now you have two guesses."
"Don't make me laugh!"
"Too late, I already did!"
"While we wait, let's kill some time."
"I'd like to, but I'm unarmed. Okay I am, cause otherwise my popcorn and soda would be all over the floor by now!"
"If I had a nickle for every beautiful girl I've ever made out with...I'd have a nickle!"
"You'll pay dearly for that!"
"Do you prefer cash or cheque?"
"They said to him that it couldn't be done, but he didn't listen. He took that thing that couldn't be done...and he tried!"
"I didn't mean to ruin everything you worked so hard to put together."
"If your parents knew what they were doing, I'm sure they wouldn't have put you together either!"
"It's not like I did it on purpose. That's why they're called accidents."
"I'll bet that's exactly what your parents said to the doctor who delivered you!"
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