What would aliens find unique and delightful about the Earth?

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Sci-Fi and Fantasy always shows what wonder lie in alien worlds
what would aliens find to marvel about the earth?
Artistic license is perfectly acceptable--and expected.

I will start.
Earth's mammals, reptiles and amphibians all have their counterparts in the galactic community of races. But one thing draws our alien brothers to earth in utter amazement: birds.

Birds (and feathers) are unique to the earth. Breeders export thousands of birds each year throughout the galaxy. The wealthy keep living birds as a status symbols due to the sheer expense (canaries for export are about a million dollars each). But at least 13 alien worlds have genetically adapted earth birds for release into their ecosystems.

The galactic races buy not just birds, but feathers. Reptilians are especially fascinated with them. Chicken farms have found a new cash crop, and human pillow manufacturers have been bid out of the market entirely. Ostrich ranchers have opened up new spreads on terraformed Mars hoping for bigger birds and bigger feathers.

Human embassies typically run an attached aviary/museum as a goodwill gesture. Human ship captains often keep a few songbirds in case they need an expensive bribe.

One war was nearly fought over birds, the T'krell took offense to the human holiday of Thanksgiving. It seems the turkey's featherless head looks just like theirs! It took some quick diplomacy and a pair of peacocks to quell the situation.

It seems all those eco-laws of the twentieth and twentyfirst centuries paid off.
 

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Stag shops!

Though they apparently have probes already...
 

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Fiction about aliens. "This is what you were expecting?!"
 

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Depending on what kind of form they have and sensory capacities, they might be amazed or interested by the difference in ours. I.e. sight would be a really weird concept to something that had never come accross it before and functioned on a heat sensitive or sonar system for moving around. The fact that all these organisms can move around and know where things are just because of light hitting them...
 

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Cream puffs, from France. Oh baby, those are good. However, the T'krell didn't think so. Jerks.

In fact...........:::::looks left, looks right::::::::...........I hear tell the T'krell were the ones that started the rumor that cream puffs were baby Organorks. As we all know, that led to the sad incident at Nork Nuff Rift.

Outside of the alien displeasure at President Shrub............hmmmm..........I know they were amazed when the people of Earth escaped from New York and left behind all those rats...........a delicacy throughout know (and unknown) space. Mmmmmm......Kentucky Fried Rat, nothing beats a bit of KFR.
 

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Depending on what kind of form they have and sensory capacities, they might be amazed or interested by the difference in ours. I.e. sight would be a really weird concept to something that had never come accross it before and functioned on a heat sensitive or sonar system for moving around. The fact that all these organisms can move around and know where things are just because of light hitting them...

I wrote about that once. My sonar-using aliens didn't get our concept of beauty because beauty to them was based entirely on what they could hear, not what blurry shapes their weak eyes could make out.
 

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In Call me Conrad (republished as This Immortal) by Roger Zelazny, the aliens come to earth for the women.
 

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I think they would marvel at how we manage to survive using only the four simplest dimensions.




ETA: ...manage to survive oblivious to all but the four simplest dimensions.
 
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If they had taste buds it would be the food... Hot corned beef on rye with a pickle and a bottle of beer to start. The food... Then Ann Coulter
 

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If they land in my yard, they will find that by morning their ship has been invaded by ants. Millions of ants.
 

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Alien viewpoint

Sci-Fi and Fantasy always shows what wonder lie in alien worlds
what would aliens find to marvel about the earth?

The taste of humans.

Peanut butter.

Stag shops!

Though they apparently have probes already...


lol! my stag shop theory holds!

"Real... plastic?! How can I choose?! They're so life like!!"

Fiction about aliens. "This is what you were expecting?!"

Irony.

They don't have any and they need to import as much of it as they can. It's like weapons-grade uranium to these people.

probably our freudian death-drive,

or our hilariously bad astrophysics.

If they land in my yard, they will find that by morning their ship has been invaded by ants. Millions of ants.

Wow...this is my favorite thread ever. I have nothing constructive to contribute...just that it was a great read.
 
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