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I'm finally getting around to setting up a website in advance of my urban fantasy hitting the shelves. It will have an author bio section. Which is better:

Short, like 100 words, or longer, 350-400? As a reader, do you really want to know that much about an author, or do you prefer short and sweet?
 

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I like short, tongue-in-cheek bios. Harlan Ellison (by all accounts a pretty crude, unlikable guy -- but funny!) used to put these ridiculous bios on his book jackets that I always found hilarious. Daniel Handler (the real name of children's writer Lemony Snickett) writes some pretty funny bios as well.

Harlan Ellison will probably Google his own name this morning and find that post. You know he won't be able to rest until he hunts me down and stabs me with a switchblade.
 

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When Mamie Jo Hill was a young virgin, a doctor assured her she could never get pregnant. After seeing her firstborn son, she wished he'd been right. Little Michael was dumb as a brick, and he had a face that could make a freight train take a dirt road. A quick peek at http://www.chinarice.org/michael-larocca.html will establish that, unlike a fine wine, I have not improved with age.

As I got older, I learned to compensate for my lack of ability by BSing my way through life. 1982 WHO'S WHO IN AMERICAN WRITING. Four books published in 2002, one in 2004, another in 2005. Three EPPIE finalists. Won some Reviewer's Choice Awards at Sime~Gen. One of WRITERS DIGEST's Top 101 Websites For Writers. And all without a lick of talent.

Now I teach English in China, where I can BS to my heart's content.

But I'm not all bad. My cat really loves me. My wife loves me too, but she doesn't know any better because she's Australian.

{Update: We moved to Thailand in 2006 and I quit teaching, but I still BS to my heart's content.}
 

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I Wrote This For A YA Author. Too long???

ANN BROWN
Copyright 2007, Michael LaRocca

Her idea of a good time is to diagram sentences while listening to Barry Manilow and sipping Earl Grey tea. Morning, afternoon or evening. What kind of person is this Ann Brown?

As a child, her favorite books were the Little House on the Prairie series. Now she can read a Danielle Steele book in one day, and her definition of a great vacation is parking herself on a beach somewhere to read. She collects old and antique books, and owns an etiquette book printed in 1886, invaluable for when you want to know how to sneeze properly in public. (Well, if I opened a book printed in 1886 I'd probably sneeze too.)

She regularly annoys people by pointing out mistakes in their English, and insists on telling them which rule they broke. (But she won't tell us what her 1886 etiquette book says about that.)

Born and raised in Cleveland, Ohio, she was 11 when her mom gave her a Barry Manilow album. She listened to it over and over again. It was a life-changing event for her. Not only that, but she's not ashamed to admit it. She fell in love with his music, his writing of his music, and the way he told a story using words and notes. This is when she really began being creative.

Ann was encouraged by a creative writing teacher in high school. One of the class assignments was to write in a journal three times a week, and she has continued doing that to this day. This teacher was also the first one to tell Ann to say hi to Barry when she meets him. (No word yet on whether or not Barry will sing to her.)

She has always wanted to write a book. Like every author who set out to be published by a certain date, she had no idea how to achieve her goal, but she learned. She was raising a newborn son, too busy to sleep, but she always found time to write, as genuine authors always do.

The real "Farm Grandma" is Ann's very own grandmother. She was fun, laughed a lot, had interesting stories to tell and lessons to share. What began as a short storybook for a birthday present moved both Ann and Farm Grandma so much that the rest, as they say, is history.

Farm Grandma told Ann: "I hope all of your dreams come true."

With the release of her first book, “Farm Grandma and the Dancing Pitchfork,” they have.

http://farmgrandma.com/site/pages/view_page.php?pgId=4
 

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I like reading quite a bit about authors, except for one thing: I am very tired of writers who have to tell us they've been writing since they could hold a pencil. Also? I don't need to know about your cats, dogs or fish (especially if you attribute human characteristics to them or call them your babies), but if you have an unusual pet or hobby, I'm very interested. Unless you have dogs and have trained them to do search and rescue or tracking, that's fairly interesting.
 

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I like reading quite a bit about authors, except for one thing: I am very tired of writers who have to tell us they've been writing since they could hold a pencil. Also? I don't need to know about your cats, dogs or fish (especially if you attribute human characteristics to them or call them your babies), but if you have an unusual pet or hobby, I'm very interested. Unless you have dogs and have trained them to do search and rescue or tracking, that's fairly interesting.

What if our cat has been writing since she could first hold a pencil?


:)

-Michelle
 

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I'm finally getting around to setting up a website in advance of my urban fantasy hitting the shelves. It will have an author bio section. Which is better:

Short, like 100 words, or longer, 350-400? As a reader, do you really want to know that much about an author, or do you prefer short and sweet?

Hmm, personally, I don't find either length more appealing or daunting than the other so long as the bio is interesting. As mentioned above, funny/snarky always works (when done right!), but a serious bio can also work if it fits the tone of the writer. I could see how some fans might be frustrated by a non-serious bio in which they don't feel as though they have actually connected to or learned anything about their favorite author, so I do at least suggest keeping some tidbits of reality in if you go a comedic route.

Otherwise, just follow the rule of any writing--make it interesting--and the length won't matter!


:)

-Michelle
 

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Oh, no problem there! Got a fish who rides a bike?

No, but our fish can hold its breath for hours at a time!


:)

-Michelle (doesn't actually own a fish, but couldn't resist the response)
 

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Which is better:

Short, like 100 words, or longer, 350-400? As a reader, do you really want to know that much about an author, or do you prefer short and sweet?
Keep it short. I'm really not that interested. :p
II don't need to know about your cats, dogs or fish (especially if you attribute human characteristics to them or call them your babies),
So when I write my bio I shouldn't mention my furbabies or I should put a disclaimer, "Attention Karen, I talk about my furbabies."?

Oh, but wait, you said if we attribute human characteristics to them. I don't attribute human characteristics to them. They HAVE human characteristics.
 

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Ahem. Well, Mssr. le Ferret, I will be quite pleased if you would put a disclaimer in your bio specifically aimed at me. It would feed my ego (which borders on having human characteristics).

/thread hijack
 
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