What's This Guys Story?

Looks like he found the Horn of Plenty.

"For months now, you've kept silent about what you've been seeing. Seriously, isn't it time for you to switch to our O'Dhouls? At Annheiser-Busch Brewing Company, we have the solution for you. Hell, we caused the problem in the first place! Annheiser-Busch, the world's imagination."