I want my book on a most wanted list! That's exactly what I want!
The Feds are breaking into factories, SWAT teams bustling into the bookstores and roughing up employees and customers and everybody has to get DOWN DOWN DOWN because the guys with M16s in stormtrooper boots are stomping through looking for the most wanted thing that must be taken away, put on trial, and locked away forever...
Then, the law activists fight for the release of the inanimate object that could be killed any moment in that shower, or shivved to death to be used to hide a shiv.
The news stories, the helicopters (because only important things merit helicopters), the people in suits talking about important things as if the book isn't in the room...
I want my book to be wanted. I want it on the FBI Most Wanted List.
(Not me, of course. Prison and I wouldn't get on well. My book, though? She's tough enough to take it and make it.)