It's too darn'd HOT!

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David Conner

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Yesterday, I was working outside, moving some unsplit Australian Pine rounds to a woodshed I had just built. By 11:00 am, it was about 90 degrees F. As I toiled away, doing things to my back that I will surely regret, I noticed that even in the sunlight, at close to noon, the dew had not evaporated from the grass. As I stood there, sweating in vain, I thought of another list that I could make. This list is composed of ways to finish the sentence: :"It's so humid that...."

Here are some entries that I thought of. Maybe you can add to the list.

1. It's so humid that my goldfish escaped.
2. It's so humid that the screen-door is leaking.
3. It's so humid that my mailbox has a yeast infection.
4. It's so humid that...
 
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  1. It's so humid, my eyeballs are sweating.
  2. It's so humid, my wrinkles appear "dewy."
  3. It's so humid, I might actually pass on a margarita.
 
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It's so humid that...

Umm...wait...

I'm in Phoenix. It's so rarely humid here that all I can come up with is "It's so humid it's going to actually RAIN!" Not exactly a knee-slapper to anyone NOT broiling in Hell's Orientation Area.

It's so humid that I must be in Florida. (How's that? ;) )
 
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I'm in Phoenix too (well, almost) and it isn't quite as dry as Jeanne suggested. My outdoor thermometer says 108. I was out landscaping the yard and funny as it sounds, it is so humid I beaded sweat. Usually it just evaporates.

But having lived in Virginia for 25 years...

It is so humid my toupee keeps floating off my head, the dog is washing the cat and the runoff from my air conditioner just washed the Johnson's house into the creek. A squirrel broke into my beer fridge and ran off with a six pack. The neighbors cows have set up lounge chairs under the tree at the pond and all the buzzards have little umbrella drinks. A car went down the road towing a water skier. I'm sweatin' like a chap stick at a Ubangi convention and if I didn't have to run these clothes down to the police station; cause they aren't going to release Martha so long as she's nekkid, I'd set up the TV in the freezer and watch the ball game.
 
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