Is the story of the dictator of a Banana Republic is desposed to a little unpopulated island
Because there is a despute between the Banana Republic he comes (an island) and a neighboring Banana Republic (another island) this is just no man's land he declares this island has his own republic and because he is friend of the dictator of Banana Republic B, his friend recognizes the tiny island republic under the promess that when he returns to power the Banana Republic will have again the tiny island
He spreads the rumor that there is oil in the island, people from the important nations of the world and big companies send people to the island to research but when they say that first they must check if there is actually any oil, he throws out the people of the island mumbing something about gringo capitalism-imperialism
Now the government of the big northamerican nation is scared that the island may not want to sell their oil to them, so they decide to invade the island, the first attempt is a complete failure (the island is so small that the jets passed it and the battleships couldn't arrive to the port) so the one-man nation gets the sympathy of the world as another victim of imperialism and they send donations for the poor people of the tiny island making his only inhabitant living like a king
Another attempt of invasion have success but when they discover that is only populated by a man and his servants and that the only oil is canned olive oil the gringos go. Saying that will name the little island a Commonwealth "akin Puerto Rico" and naming his main inhabitant Governor
This was the dictator's plan all along so he could live off the great northamerican nation the rest of his days, but the tables are turned when under the world's pleassure the great northamerican nation is obligated to give them their complete freedom
And the dictator ends up pretty much how he starts
I just wrote this in an anxiety hurry
Because there is a despute between the Banana Republic he comes (an island) and a neighboring Banana Republic (another island) this is just no man's land he declares this island has his own republic and because he is friend of the dictator of Banana Republic B, his friend recognizes the tiny island republic under the promess that when he returns to power the Banana Republic will have again the tiny island
He spreads the rumor that there is oil in the island, people from the important nations of the world and big companies send people to the island to research but when they say that first they must check if there is actually any oil, he throws out the people of the island mumbing something about gringo capitalism-imperialism
Now the government of the big northamerican nation is scared that the island may not want to sell their oil to them, so they decide to invade the island, the first attempt is a complete failure (the island is so small that the jets passed it and the battleships couldn't arrive to the port) so the one-man nation gets the sympathy of the world as another victim of imperialism and they send donations for the poor people of the tiny island making his only inhabitant living like a king
Another attempt of invasion have success but when they discover that is only populated by a man and his servants and that the only oil is canned olive oil the gringos go. Saying that will name the little island a Commonwealth "akin Puerto Rico" and naming his main inhabitant Governor
This was the dictator's plan all along so he could live off the great northamerican nation the rest of his days, but the tables are turned when under the world's pleassure the great northamerican nation is obligated to give them their complete freedom
And the dictator ends up pretty much how he starts
I just wrote this in an anxiety hurry
