Hey Joe, with all due respect . . .
Hollywood's hottest properties (directors, writers and even actors) usually break their teeth on movies made for reasonable amounts of money. Let's say less than $100,000. Cannes this year was an enormous slap at the bloated Hollywood float.
I don't think the starter of this thread and his dreams for a talent agency would be a particularly good investment, but almost any movie started, shot, edited and distributed for less than $100,000 is a great investment for everyone involved. The real waste of time and energy are the writers laboring over 125-page scripts which are then sailed off into the haze; might as well throw the pages from an airplane.
But the DIY route is full of evidence.
Tarnation.
Dig.
Japon.
Noi.
The Inheritance.
Celebration.
Rhythm Thieves.
The Following.
Bise Moi.
Pie (or the mathematical symbol).
Laws of Gravity.
Kontroll.
These are all movies made on ultra-low budget movies, most of which the majority of the readers here will not know. There are also the more famous examples, like Blair Witch, She's Gotta Have It, El Mariachi, etc., which everyone thinks they know about. Reading RR's account of making Mariachi ("Rebel Without a Crew") would wake a lot writers to the overwhelming uselessness of writing a script to sell.
A movie can be made on credit cards for less than $25K, and it will launch the career of the director if it is any good. Ditto the writer, with a handful of reviews. The producer doesn't even need good reviews. The Mexican revolution in Europe and Hollywood of the past three years has been fueled by people who made sub-$100,000 movies, with "Japon" being the best example of the lot. The director's third feature blew away Cannes, will make millions, and he has successfully warded off the advances from Madonna who flat out offered him millions after seeing "Japon."
I've written about it elsewhere here before, but "Laws of Gravity" is the best example, I think, of how to approach Hollywood. Nick Gomez does whatever he wants now (usually TV), pulls in an easy million annually, and all because he had the balls to spend $32,000 on credit cards to make one of the best American movies ever made. Even a little research will show how precisely he calculated his costs and opportunities and followed Spike Lee in the charge-it school of filmmaking.
My own experience involved a movie made for $9,000, and for a brief time I was courted by Christine Vachon and Ted Hope and Circle Releasing as the next hot thing. Our movie grossed $15K in one week in DC, which popped a lot of eyebrows, and has since allowed me to do whatever I want wherever I want with instant financing up to $50K. I wrote a musical, and got it straight to Galt McDermott, who wrote "Hair," and he was kind enough to call it genius, and I've coasted off that, too, which came directly as a result of making a feature movie for $9k. I brought an Indian singer to Hollywood and she signed for more than a million with Sony, and I can knock on any door because of that and pitch whatever I want. I've got Oscar pals who will push whatever I make whenever I want it pushed; all because I spent nine grand making a small-time movie. Which just happened to get killer reviews, with the dialog quoted in the reviews. I've got a half-dozen projects up right now, all of them maddeningly delayed by my own control issues, but all mine, all financed, all coming to life. I've written about all this before, and I don't want to belabor it, but my opportunities are there because everyone believes I will do what I say, since the evidence is at hand. I've got the reviews, the reputation, the connections, even a movie I'm too ashamed to admit to on the shelves of every Blockbuster in the country, and I never submitted a screenplay anywhere, to anyone, without making sure it was understood that I was the producer, period. I sent the script actually to George Pelecanos, the thriller writer, before we started shooting the first feature, and he called up the next day and asked "What are you going to do with it?" I told him we were already planning to shoot ourselves, and I'll never forget his response: "Good move, man." We shot the movie in nine days, on video. It was in theatres two months later, and would be widely distributed today except for the fact that I ripped off a 20-second segment from a bad Bergman movie and my co-producer is now a bigwig at Buena Vista (also as a result of making the movie) who doesn't want anyone seeing her in see-through lingerie. My third feature was made for $4000 in two wonderful months with talent from everywhere; reviews galore, with the critic chain going all the way up to Pauline Kael, and everyone from Vachon to Johh Pierson inviting me to lunch, and that movie does NOT EXIST physically anymore because of more legal wrangling with the production house. Who cares? The rep goes on and on.
In the same time, I've known dozens of people who got "signed" in Hollywood to huge deals which mysteriously never panned out. Especially writers with "insider" status like the mailroom guy in the other thread on AW. Hundreds of thousands of dollars are bandied about, but that mailroom guy will be lucky if a) his movie gets produced, and b) he makes or clears more than $40 grand in the next year trying to babysit it to fruition. A lawyer, a manager, and an agent and the IRS will reduce any bonus signing to very reasonable amounts of money; writers here constantly complain about their lack of money compared to producers. Another reason to make your own movie.
There are bored dentists and doctors and financiers dying to "make it" to Hollywood. If you have a script and make a movie and get reviews and get it distributed, you can ask these people to spend tens of thousands of dollars without them blinking an eyelash. What writer can claim this from submitting an endless stream of Hollywood junk scripts?
I've written about all this ad nauseum elsewhere here, but I guarantee you half of the serious writers on this forum and on this segment of script writing on this forum would be better advised to make a movie than write one. There are two million screenplays in Hollywood unproduced, clogging the drains, and the producers control the money. Why add to the blockage?
The win of the Romanian movie about abortion at Cannes has loosened up a lot of attitudes in Universal City and Santa Monica. The embarrassing crash of crapflicks like "King" with William Hurt and idiotic cowboy valley movie with Ed Norton ave people more wary than ever about spending millions. And on unknown commodities, like writers? Universal and NBC canned 700 people here last summer. People are still in shock.
I look forward to a rebuttal from Joe Calabrese, and I'd like to read about some success stories about neophytes sending in scripts to make millions or at least to have several movies made from their efforts, but these stories are very very very rare, and suffer greatly from diligent inspection. Even for "insiders" Hollywood is tough to crack without spending sveral years making friends. And that route does work. I just had dinner on Friday night with the designer of a huge kids' TV show, and I'm loaning her a n HD camera for her own short which has a production team of people who have worked with Nicole Kidman. that;'s the kind of language people use here. And my friend understands the value of writing the piece herself, producing it alone, and actually shooting it herself. I've known her since 2001, and she's been listening to my silly exhortations and is now moving quickly through her Hollywood peers to a status of being somebody who gets things done. She's been in Hollywood four years, starting as a graphic designer at Guess Jeans. She has two or three more shorts to make, and they will look good (because of her skills at design), and then there will be fifty grand waiting for her to pluck for a feature, no sweat. To tell her to write a lot or submit a screenplay would be met with a howl of scorn. The opportunity is right there, palpable.
The biggest problem with doing it yourself as the producer is the crippling effect of having you also be the writer. Every gunshot, every murder or explosion or crash or public location (airport, library, highway, forget them all) which was so easy to write suddenly makes your script worse than worthless; it's now impossible to make. Write a story that takes place in three apartments and an elevator, with no CGI BS, and make the characters seem like actual people with problems, get the movie done, and you're off.
See David Holzman's Diary or Coming Apart as two other examples of movies made on a shoestring that launched a dozen careers. Better yet, check out Marti Scorsese's "Who's That Knocking on My Door" with Harvey Keitel made for less than five grand instead of the ferociously ugly and bloated "Departed" to see the steps a writer takes to making a name for himself or herself. Instead, everyone is writing "Departed IV," and that movie will never be made, unless you're the Capo yourself and can speak from experience. And even better yet, how about Almodovar's first movie with a young Banderas jerking off in public; that was made for less than $25K cash.
And there's video technology. The camera is three grand. What are you waiting for? It' cheaper than ever to make a movie. And harder thn ever to sell a script. How many got sold last month? A dozen? 20? I'm not talking about options privately between lawyers and writers; those are easy to get but hardly a way to make a living. Read the trades. More wannabes make movies than sell scripts. And very few people who sell scripts have much of a shelf life. But a producer of a movie can do anything he wants for a long time, o somebody else's dime.