'Only fools and horses' - theme music is rhythmic genius!! :) Or maybe not...

HOOKY STREET

We've got some half-priced cracked-ice,
miles and miles of carpet tiles,
TVs, deep-freeze and David Bowie LP's
Pool games, gold chains, wossnames
And at a push
Some Trevor Francis track-suits
From a mush
in Shepherd's Bush,
Bush, Bush, Bush;
No income-tax, no VAT,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or broke,
We'll cut prices at a stroke.

God bless Hooky Street
Long live Hooky Street
C'est magnifique Hooky Street
Magnifique Hooky Street

JOHN SULLIVAN​