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Good Morning!

Have you ever prayed a funny/silly prayer or had a prayer answered in a funny way? C'mon fess up i know that there are other ppl who do this other than me. If so I would like to here from you.

What I need:

Funny/silly/bizarre prayers and answers to prayers.

I would prefer if you sent them to my email but posting them here is fine too.
my email:
[email protected]

Please put "Funny Prayers" as the subject otherwise they might get deleted!
Also by sending or posting the prayers you are giving me permission to use them in my writing. Sorry I can't pay anything, reward in Heaven and all that stuff!

Watch this space for futher developments!!

God Bless
Kev
 
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No this is actually a serious request and thread. I am not joking about it. I want to collect funny prayers and write about them.

SO PEOPLE PLEASE SEND ME SOME FUNNY PRAYERS.

Kev
 

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Funny Prayers

A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell,getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!...But don't shove me either."
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A little boy's prayer: "Dear God, please take care of my daddy and my mommy and my sister and my brother and my doggy and me. Oh, please take care of yourself, God. If anything happens to you, we're gonna be in a big mess."
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A five-year-old said grace at family dinner one night. "Dear God, thank you for these pancakes ..." When he concluded, his parents asked him why he thanked God for pancakes when they were having chicken. He smiled and said, "I thought I'd see if He was paying attention tonight."
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Johnny had been misbehaving and was sent to his room. After a while he emerged and informed his mother that he had thought it over and then said a prayer. "Fine", said the pleased mother. "If you ask God to help you not misbehave, He will help you." "Oh, I didn't ask Him to help me not misbehave," said Johnny, "I asked Him to help you put up with me."
 
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