The craziest/funniest thing???

IThinkICan29 · Mar 24, 2007

What's the craziest thing a person's said to you after they've interrupted your writing flow?

My all-time favorite is: "Do I ever give you any ideas when I talk to you while you're writing?" The assailant...my dear sweet mother. I say no, but she keeps asking. She normally asks when I'm glaring in her direction with my fingers frozen above my keyboard.

OverTheHills&FarAway · Mar 24, 2007

"Hey, you writing? Can I watch?"

???

Will Lavender · Mar 24, 2007

"Daddy, I've gotta poop!"
--3-year-old son

czjaba · Mar 24, 2007

"Can I interrupt you for just one minute to say just one thing?"

Sage · Mar 24, 2007

"Mrow."

Nobody but my cats bothers me while I'm in the zone. I've been in the zone many times at Borders, but nobody bothers me then.

KiraOnWhite · Mar 24, 2007

" Why can't I ever read what you're writing?"

...Nuff said.

Croque Madame · Mar 24, 2007

"When will you be finished?"

KiraOnWhite · Mar 24, 2007

" Stop wasting your time and study."

But I am 'studying'!

Lyxdeslic · Mar 24, 2007

"Want me to get down on my knees and crawl under the desk? It might get things 'flowing' for you."

True story.

God, I'm one of the lucky few who actually loves his wife...and with good reason as you can see.

PeeDee · Mar 24, 2007

Lyxdeslic said:
"Want me to get down on my knees and crawl under the desk? It might get things 'flowing' for you." True story.

God, I'm one of the lucky few who actually loves his wife...and with good reason as you can see.

.......good night everybody!

underthecity · Mar 25, 2007

"Can you come here and do this????"

allen

scarletpeaches · Mar 25, 2007

"Writing's boring. What do you wanna do that for?"

scribbler1382 · Mar 25, 2007

"Would you please come and tell your daughter it's rude to interrupt people."

Will Lavender · Mar 25, 2007

Lyxdeslic said:
"Want me to get down on my knees and crawl under the desk? It might get things 'flowing' for you." True story.

God, I'm one of the lucky few who actually loves his wife...and with good reason as you can see.

Did it work? :ROFL:

PeeDee · Mar 25, 2007

Will Lavender said:
Did it work?

Well, his wife's eighty-four, so thanks to arthritis and air pressure, she's still working on getting down there. But he'll let you know next week.

IThinkICan29 · Mar 25, 2007

Lyxdeslic said:
"Want me to get down on my knees and crawl under the desk? It might get things 'flowing' for you." True story.

God, I'm one of the lucky few who actually loves his wife...and with good reason as you can see.

Ummm...errr....I'm almost afraid to...eh..nevermind!

Lyxdeslic · Mar 25, 2007

Will Lavender said:
Did it work?

In a sense. Unfortunately, I didn't write for the rest of the night.

The Scip · Mar 25, 2007

"Does it bug you when I try to talk to you while you are writing?"

Lyxdeslic · Mar 25, 2007

PeeDee said:
Well, his wife's eighty-four, so thanks to arthritis and air pressure, she's still working on getting down there. But he'll let you know next week.

Ah, PeeDee, you've confused one of the many sexual encounters you -- or I for that matter -- have had with your mother.

I'll admit, yes, your mom does have a difficult time getting into position sometimes. But, as you know, it's well worth the wait. There's something to be said for a woman with no teeth performing this act.

Just so it be known, I'm kidding/dishing it back. A noob, such as myself, would certainly be destroyed in a battle of wits against the almighty PeeDee.

AllieB · Mar 25, 2007

"Sorry. Were you working?"

Um, no, I was sitting here staring at a computer screen and typing like my life depended on it because I had nothing better to do...

PeeDee · Mar 25, 2007

Lyxdeslic said:
Just so it be known, I'm kidding/dishing it back. A noob, such as myself, would certainly be destroyed in a battle of wits against the almighty PeeDee.

Damn truth. And all the lurkers and fiction novelists support me, too.

Anyway, I thought going after my mom was uncalled for. I just pointed out that your wife had trouble crawling under the desk to retrieve your pen and thus help you continue to write.

Gawd.

Alana Mortensen · Mar 25, 2007

The craziest thing said to me while writing? Hmm......

"Whatcha ya doing?" and "You're wasting your time, you need to go outside. It's a beautiful day."

My mother said those things while rolling her eyes at me. She does not understand the passion for writing that I have and above all else she has no inkling that my writing is decent and publishable.

"Why do you write?"

Another of Mom's comments. To which I replied, "Why do you breathe?" Yes, that was sarcastic but it got her off my back. She doesn't bother me so much anymore........... Thank God!

Lyxdeslic · Mar 25, 2007

PeeDee said:
Damn truth. And all the lurkers and fiction novelists support me, too.

Anyway, I thought going after my mom was uncalled for. I just pointed out that your wife had trouble crawling under the desk to retrieve your pen and thus help you continue to write.

Gawd.

All bow -- like his mom -- to the much revered and venerated PeeDee.

And, uh, did I say sexual act? I meant strenuous act, yeah, that's it. It was a typo...honest. Given the said typo, I can see where you thought I was "dissin' yo mama" but, really man, you should've read between the lines and realized that wasn't my intention. Yeah, that's it.

Man, you're one dirty minded bastard, aint ya?

)

stormie · Mar 25, 2007

AllieB said:
"Sorry. Were you working?"

Um, no, I was sitting here staring at a computer screen and typing like my life depended on it because I had nothing better to do...

Yes! I've had that asked many times. I feel myself about to say, "Yeah, duh!" but I refrain. After all, I am a calm person. Sort of. :roll:

herdon · Mar 25, 2007

"Tom's just taken three hits of acid, he's walking around the house with a cockroach in his hand that he's calling his superfly, and he just kicked the cat for not farting enough."

"What do you want me to do about it?"

"I thought you could go to the store and get some beans for the cat."

The craziest/funniest thing???

McNifico

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dreaming of the day...

Our Lady of Parentheticals

Laughing every time I choke.

Where's my tea, please...?

Finestkind

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Everything is what it seems.

Where's my tea, please...?

Laughing every time I choke.

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Laughing every time I choke.

Where's my tea, please...?

Laughing every time I choke.

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