What are some good synonyms for "dirtbag"?

NTG · Mar 20, 2007

"Creep" sounds like such a 50's word. What are some good contemporary words to use about a contemptible lowlife, words that a junior or senior high school student would actually use in ordinary lunchroom conversation? (This is for a novel, not a PTA meeting I'm planning to attend any time soon.)

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scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

Scumbag asswipe?

ChaosTitan · Mar 20, 2007

Jerkwad.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

Douchebag

alleycat · Mar 20, 2007

Cretan, loser . . . Kevin Federline.

Actually, you could probably go read some teen MySpace blogs and get all the synonyms you need.

ChaosTitan · Mar 20, 2007

Scuzzball.

ink wench · Mar 20, 2007

Asshat is a favorite of mine.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

Leprous son of a motherless dog?

alleycat · Mar 20, 2007

Where's tsuki? She can probably fill up a page.

johnzakour · Mar 20, 2007

Keeping it simple: Ass, Jerkoff, Politician (just teasing all you politicians out there! ;-) )

seun · Mar 20, 2007

Wanksplat? OK, unlikely you'd hear it in an American school. I just like the word.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

/adds 'wanksplat' to her vocabulary.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

How could I forget the many-times-repped:

knob jockey ? !

seun · Mar 20, 2007

I always liked cock-knocker.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

selfabusemaster

jst5150 · Mar 20, 2007

Jackoff
Dickhole
Dillweed
and
(and I'm just coining this, in honor of the evil of Karl Rove)
Rovehole

seun · Mar 20, 2007

Pipe smoker.

Skin flute player.

Bone swallower.

scarletpeaches · Mar 20, 2007

Jizzbiscuit

ChaosTitan · Mar 20, 2007

I think we need a warning on this thread. :ROFL:

seun · Mar 20, 2007

Scarlet started it.

Amiton · Mar 20, 2007

ink wench said:
Asshat is a favorite of mine.

Asshat has got to be one of my favorite words in the English language. You'd think I would have more occasions to use it.

It also brings to mind terms of endearment such as tool, wanker, and the aforementioned douchebag...

Amiton.

weatherfield · Mar 20, 2007

scarletpeaches said:
Douchebag

If you're writing something that takes place in the US, this is currently The One (at least, where I live), closely followed by the very utilitarian fuck stick and jack-off.

Cock-knocker and ass-hat are also nice. They're a little more obscure, but oh-so stylish, generally used by the counter-culture-kid responsible for setting trends.

My significant other has recently been on a crusade to popularize douche nozzle, as it is the business end, but I don't think that turn of phrase is necessarily going to take

swvaughn · Mar 20, 2007

retard, retread, gink, dork, loser, dumb-ass, skank, nastified, jizz-bag, dipshit, lame-ass, cock-banger, butt-munch, freak...

PC, I ain't.

AllyWoof · Mar 20, 2007

imbisil(sp)

scribbler1382 · Mar 20, 2007

Just IMO, but while those are all great, not very many of them seem like they're from a teen's vernacular. (Well, maybe pipe smoker

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