Curious if anyone could write a poem about this
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Porcelain throne
I sit upon thee
take my rule
of waste
and defecation
swilling pig feed
faeces, urine
twirling pool of excess
my rule is eternal
everlasting
a sanitary God am I
yet the writing is on the wall
I sit upon thee
take my rule
of waste
and defecation
swilling pig feed
faeces, urine
twirling pool of excess
my rule is eternal
everlasting
a sanitary God am I
yet the writing is on the wall
I once say down on the porcelain throne,
with a squeeze and a strain and a fart and a moan.
Out came the poo, in length a fair mile
and wide as a sausage; it caused me great piles.
The piles were like grapes, the fruit of my wrath;
the grapes of my wrath to be soaked in the bath.
Just as well, really, I washed them this way
for there was no paper, to wipe shit away.
with a squeeze and a strain and a fart and a moan.
Out came the poo, in length a fair mile
and wide as a sausage; it caused me great piles.
The piles were like grapes, the fruit of my wrath;
the grapes of my wrath to be soaked in the bath.
Just as well, really, I washed them this way
for there was no paper, to wipe shit away.
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For some reason I can't view the picture, but I assume that it is a toilet. With that assumption:
Ode to a Regal Throne
Here it comes, my own sweet poo.
I pray it will be worthy of you.
Ode to a Regal Throne
Here it comes, my own sweet poo.
I pray it will be worthy of you.
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What good is a request
for a full of my trunker
if my trusty printer
just passed its last ream?
for a full of my trunker
if my trusty printer
just passed its last ream?
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In the book, Ecclesiastes,
never seller number one,
there’s a very jaded thinker
who thinks life is not much fun.
“Vanity, all is vanity,”
is his never ending cry.
“There’s never good news anywhere.”
And “Nothing’s new under the sun.”
But when a fundamental movement
refused to wait and made him run,
he wrote another axiom,
“The job’s not finished till the paperwork’s done.”
never seller number one,
there’s a very jaded thinker
who thinks life is not much fun.
“Vanity, all is vanity,”
is his never ending cry.
“There’s never good news anywhere.”
And “Nothing’s new under the sun.”
But when a fundamental movement
refused to wait and made him run,
he wrote another axiom,
“The job’s not finished till the paperwork’s done.”
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the sitter wanted
to wipe away the mess
with sanitized
paper
but elected instead
to share the crap
on an unsanitized
wall
no t-shirt sacrificed
no sock to be left
but a finger
used to express
dissatisfaction
to wipe away the mess
with sanitized
paper
but elected instead
to share the crap
on an unsanitized
wall
no t-shirt sacrificed
no sock to be left
but a finger
used to express
dissatisfaction
