Say you're a humanoid alien who's traveled through a wormhole and ended up in a decent-sized North American city. You have no birth certificate, no school records, no documentation of any kind. But you have learned to speak the language reasonably well, and you have good reason to want to stay exactly where you are and not get deported (not that anyone would be able to figure out where to deport you!). There seems to be no immediate chance of you getting home, so you've got to make the best of it on Earth.
How would you go about establishing an identity for yourself? Would this be possible to do legally with a lot of patience and a plausible cover story ("I lost all my papers in a house fire") or would it be necessary to use illegal means? Is it plausible that a very smart alien with the time and patience to study our relatively primitive computers might be able to hack into various gov't databases and insert information about himself, obtain the relevant papers, etc.?
Any thoughts or insights on this would be appreciated.
How would you go about establishing an identity for yourself? Would this be possible to do legally with a lot of patience and a plausible cover story ("I lost all my papers in a house fire") or would it be necessary to use illegal means? Is it plausible that a very smart alien with the time and patience to study our relatively primitive computers might be able to hack into various gov't databases and insert information about himself, obtain the relevant papers, etc.?
Any thoughts or insights on this would be appreciated.