Name That Hot Sauce

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David Conner

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At a local cafe style Mexican eatery, customers waiting in line to order can amuse themselves by reading humorous hot sauce labels. I was so inspired that I went home and created my own list, adding to it as the ideas came. But, if you're not planning to enter the hot sauce market, what possible use can such a list serve? Finally, I have found my answer here. Here are the top ten entries on my list. If anyone would like to post additions, I would love to see them. Also, if you have ideas for micro-brew labels, sports drinks, etc., here's a chance to make us chuckle.

1. Devil's Mouthwash
2. Mother of all Mouthfires
3. Don't be Stupid
4. Brain Damage
5. Its Not Funny
6. Dragon Piss
7. More Water Please
8. Kiss the Gates of Hell
9. Fire in the Hole
10. Oleoresin of Chrome Stripper

Whats on your burrito?
 
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I'm sorry, I'm feeling rather disgusting today, it being Valentine's day and all.
 
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Death Sauce. (Which isn't really that deadly; it's kind of wimpy.)

Global Thermonuclear War Sauce

China Syndrome Sauce
 

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Ah...a challenge

1) If you aren't crying, It ain't hot Sauce
2) Tongue be Gone
3) Now we'll see if you're a Yankee Sauce
4) When Acid isn't enough
5) Hell is for Sissys
6) Please Sign this Release Form First Sauce
7) When Instant Death isn't Fast enough
8) Taliban Energy Drink for Kids
9) Comes with a microdropper and your own stomach pump Free of charge
10) A little dab will do you in
 
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Burn-me Elmo

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Stomach Erosion
 
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