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thethinker42 · Feb 10, 2007

Ok, I'm all over AW, but new to the humor forum, so I thought I'd say hi.

HI.

JDCrayne · Feb 10, 2007

Err... me too.
Hello?
*Sidles past, holding large empty picture frame and staring out through it ala Harpo Marx*

thethinker42 · Feb 10, 2007

JDCrayne said:
Err... me too.
Hello?
*Sidles past, holding large empty picture frame and staring out through it ala Harpo Marx*

STOP HIJACKING MY HELLO THREAD!!

It's MINE. It's all about ME.

Start your own damn thread.

Or I'll commence uber-pouty, lip-sticking out, tantruming...complete with projectile vomiting and rotational head, a la the Exorcist.

You've been warned.

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Feb 10, 2007

I don't get into these parts much, but since there's a hijacking going on, thought I'd chip in.

Hi, everyone! :tongue

Silver King · Feb 10, 2007

If Ol' Girl is on something, I'm right behind her.

Okay Jen, you take that end and I'll take this one. Ready? On the count of three...One...two...

JDCrayne · Feb 10, 2007

That's the spirit! Throw Thinker into the palace moat!!
Hijack!! Hijack!! Hijack!!

thethinker42 · Feb 10, 2007

JDCrayne said:
That's the spirit! Throw Thinker into the palace moat!!
Hijack!! Hijack!! Hijack!!

You guys suck!!! You're so mean!!!

Tantrum-throwing is officially commenced. Dammit...a fatal error in my plan to use my tantrum to manipulate you people into NOT hi-jacking my thread...no one can SEE me make my head spin around, I have no one hear to take my picture, and my cats are useless when it comes to photography.

FINE.

I'll just sit here and watch my rabbit do backflips. WTF is wrong with my rabbit, anyway? Do rabbits normally do backflips???

Silver King · Feb 10, 2007

thethinker42 said:
You guys suck!!! You're so mean!!!

As far as I can see, our plan is working.

thethinker42 said:
...no one hear to take my picture

If we could hear the picture, we'd listen.

thethinker42 · Feb 10, 2007

Silver King said:
As far as I can see, our plan is working.

FINE. BE THAT WAY.

If we could hear the picture, we'd listen.

Damnation. That's what I get for posting this late. My brain is fried. Spending all day in a house with 5 cats and a back-flipping rabbit will do that to you.

There's no one HERE to take my picture. Yeesh. LOL

Silver King · Feb 10, 2007

thethinker42 said:
There's no one HERE to take my picture. Yeesh. LOL

You need to get out of the house!

It's fun teasing you anyway, and you're a great sport. Thanks for playing along.

JDCrayne · Feb 10, 2007

Silver King said:
You need to get out of the house!

It's fun teasing you anyway, and you're a great sport. Thanks for playing along.

Yep! I'll go start my own thread now, and Thinker can have this one back. (Thinker, we'll even rescue you from the moat and feed fish to your cats!)

JeanneTGC · Feb 10, 2007

Aaaahhhh, new folk to add into the Humor Forum mix.

We love new folk.

And not just at dinner time, either.

JeanneTGC · Feb 10, 2007

Oh, almost forgot the ol' manners.

Welcome one and all new folk!

We don't bite. Much. Well, okay, we bite a little. But only if we like you.

(Psssst, Thinker -- join the Kitty Cat Cabal...there is strength and safety in our numbers!)

thethinker42 · Feb 11, 2007

Silver King said:
You need to get out of the house!

Yeah, tell me about it...LOL

It's fun teasing you anyway, and you're a great sport. Thanks for playing along.

Anytime.

Just remember what they say about payback...heheheh...

thethinker42 · Feb 11, 2007

JDCrayne said:
Yep! I'll go start my own thread now, and Thinker can have this one back. (Thinker, we'll even rescue you from the moat and feed fish to your cats!)

YAY!! Oh God, don't feed my cats fish though...then they'll want it every damn time I go in the kitchen. Spoiled little pigs...have you ever tried to cook with five pitiful faces lined up in a neat little row behind you???? They want a bite of EVERYTHING. You'd swear I never feed them.

thethinker42 · Feb 11, 2007

JeanneTGC said:
Welcome one and all new folk!

Thanks!

(Psssst, Thinker -- join the Kitty Cat Cabal...there is strength and safety in our numbers!)

How do I join this Kitty Cat Cabal of which you speak?? LOL

Safety in numbers my ass...have you ever lived in a house with a lot of cats?? It's chaos. Complete and utter chaos. Just yesterday: Garfield got locked in the storage room by misake, Monster got her paw bitten by my rabbit, I accidentally knocked a stool over and almost hit Annie, Shponker knocked three candles off my mantle (unlit), and Midget pretty much demanded to be held CONSTANTLY (I was trying to clean the house...an all-day project around here). These are more or less everyday occurences. C*H*A*O*S.

Keyboard Hound · Feb 11, 2007

from another newbie! I'm jealous. Nobody hyjacked my thread. :rant:

thethinker42 · Feb 11, 2007

Keyboard Hound said:
from another newbie! I'm jealous. Nobody hyjacked my thread.

You have to be special to get hi-jacked. Don't be jealous. We can't all be like me.

Nancy · Feb 11, 2007

I guess a "welcome all" is pretty tame.

But it's too cold to be funny........

thethinker42 · Feb 11, 2007

Nancy said:
But it's too cold to be funny........

Amateur...

JDCrayne · Feb 11, 2007

thethinker42 said:
Safety in numbers my ass...have you ever lived in a house with a lot of cats?? It's chaos. Complete and utter chaos.

Yep. I've got six of the whiny little beggars. Two of them want liver, one of them wants tuna, and the others wander around yowling because they don't know WHAT they want -- except that it isn't what I just offered them. Oh yeah, and one of them seems to be bulimic. I think she owns stock in the Scott paper towel company.

Jaycinth · Feb 11, 2007

JDCrayne said:
That's the spirit! Throw Thinker into the palace moat!!
Hijack!! Hijack!! Hijack!!

I am sorry. We do not have a palace and we do not have a moat. Buuuuuuttt......there is this big dumster out back in the alley. It belongs Joe's Fish Mart....

JDCrayne · Feb 11, 2007

Jaycinth said:
I am sorry. We do not have a palace and we do not have a moat. Buuuuuuttt......there is this big dumster out back in the alley. It belongs Joe's Fish Mart....

What? No palace, no moat!?
Surely there must be a Castle of Comedy around here somewhere, and there HAS to be a moat so the castle jester can be thrown into it from time to time.
Somebody get a backhoe, so we can dig a moat!! It's either that, or 10,000 trained gophers with dental insurance.

Jaycinth · Feb 11, 2007

JDCrayne said:
What? No palace, no moat!?
Surely there must be a Castle of Comedy around here somewhere, and there HAS to be a moat so the castle jester can be thrown into it from time to time.
Somebody get a backhoe, so we can dig a moat!! It's either that, or 10,000 trained gophers with dental insurance.

Ummmm....it is a Comedy Cabaret.
You know...like 'rouge your knees and roll your stockings down?
The dumpster is only emptied on alternate thursdays....so it's great for anyone who 'stinks up the place.

And my cat(s) ..on my blast nerve...I tell you.....

Soccer Mom · Feb 11, 2007

Jaycinth said:
Ummmm....it is a Comedy Cabaret.
You know...like 'rouge your knees and roll your stockings down?
The dumpster is only emptied on alternate thursdays....so it's great for anyone who 'stinks up the place.

And my cat(s) ..on my blast nerve...I tell you.....

Exactly why you should have a dog. A new Cabaret? With a show? I'm so there.

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