I just realized I should have dedicated the book being released next week to "colonoscopy patients everywhere." Yeah, like that'll really bring on the readers. But, see, I had my first-ever colonoscopy this week, and the day before, when all I could eat was Jell-o (and I really don't like Jell-o, except possibly for the red varieties, which you're not allowed to have during the prep day), and it struck me as a cruel irony that I'd created a heroine who's addicted to Jell-o, and pines for it when her supply is cut off. Although, really, I'm sure she only eats the red kinds.
JD