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For BDSM newbies: the Cat-o-one-tail.
 

Marlys

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LilaDubois said:
There is this guy in out building who has stated, repeatedly, that he loves them so much he used the greese as lube.
Reminds me of the old Penthouse "letter" about the Big Mac...
 

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Now that one I am *not* asking about. I am having enough flashbacks already about all the various things I have heard men say about sex and food items.
 

Maryn

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Furry erotica. I mean, those overweight guys in wolf suits must dream about the chicks in vixenwear, right?

Maryn, not sure she could write it
 

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Vibrating-button-fly jeans.
 

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Delarege said:
Is it really possible to drive someone up a wall?
Oh my ye...wait, oh that's your idea.
Good one ;)