This is in the style of Sarah Silverman in Jesus is Magic, when she sings to a group of geriatrics a song called "you're dying, you're dying"
I know this is nowhere near as funny as that, but imagine a rich self deluded brat type singing this innocently and wide eyed, and whether you find this amusing or not, please share your thoughts. I included two songs right after the other cause I feel like they work well together.
garbage man garbage man
how do you survive?
smelling such sordid smells
every day at five?
garbage man garbage man
why are you alive?
do you know what it's like not to live but thrive?
take out the trash
take and dispose
Don't get much cash
but thats how it goes
maybe you could compose symphonies
maybe you should have gotten degrees
You would have avoided social dis-ease
if only you had some small expertise
take out our stash
junk someone throws
more and more trash
Man, your job blows.
Maybe your life could have been a breeze
if you were not up to your knees in dead fleas
why it's enough to make someone wheeze
if only you had some small expertise
***
My Phillipina has two kids back home
she lives in this country almost alone
she went to college to be a pharmacist
but had to pull out when her dad got a cyst
if her dad had eaten a more healthy diet
today my maids life would have been one great riot
instead he got sick and the bills piled up
as his brain got big and his head swelled up
My Philipina now works in my home
cleaning my toilet and wiping my phone
She'll never be a great pharmacist
Cause of her dad's unfortunate cyst
When your life flashes before your own eyes
will you see something there you do not despise?
or only the cleaning of rich people's lies
your own failed fantasies and stifled cries?
Then I told my Philipina; I'd have never had kids!
I'd have less didn'ts and alot more dids
what's the point of raising the bids
when you can't even be there to feed your own lids?
She burst into tears and ran out the room
so I fired her that very same afternoon
I know this is nowhere near as funny as that, but imagine a rich self deluded brat type singing this innocently and wide eyed, and whether you find this amusing or not, please share your thoughts. I included two songs right after the other cause I feel like they work well together.
garbage man garbage man
how do you survive?
smelling such sordid smells
every day at five?
garbage man garbage man
why are you alive?
do you know what it's like not to live but thrive?
take out the trash
take and dispose
Don't get much cash
but thats how it goes
maybe you could compose symphonies
maybe you should have gotten degrees
You would have avoided social dis-ease
if only you had some small expertise
take out our stash
junk someone throws
more and more trash
Man, your job blows.
Maybe your life could have been a breeze
if you were not up to your knees in dead fleas
why it's enough to make someone wheeze
if only you had some small expertise
***
My Phillipina has two kids back home
she lives in this country almost alone
she went to college to be a pharmacist
but had to pull out when her dad got a cyst
if her dad had eaten a more healthy diet
today my maids life would have been one great riot
instead he got sick and the bills piled up
as his brain got big and his head swelled up
My Philipina now works in my home
cleaning my toilet and wiping my phone
She'll never be a great pharmacist
Cause of her dad's unfortunate cyst
When your life flashes before your own eyes
will you see something there you do not despise?
or only the cleaning of rich people's lies
your own failed fantasies and stifled cries?
Then I told my Philipina; I'd have never had kids!
I'd have less didn'ts and alot more dids
what's the point of raising the bids
when you can't even be there to feed your own lids?
She burst into tears and ran out the room
so I fired her that very same afternoon
