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Literary agencies whose agents by their own admission are drowning in queries (aren't they all?), whose websites have on-line submission forms. Why offer the wannabees yet another way to contribute to the overload? Do these agencies really think they're going to find the next (insert name of your favorite best-selling author here) by throwing themselves open to the unwashed masses?
 

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What Chaos said. You're never going to catch a fish if you don't toss a line into the giant ocean.

Plus, adding a submission form means you'll get uniform submissions, which are probably easier to sift through.
 

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Why is someone who uses an online submission form any more likely to be a "wannabe" or "unwashed"? Even the worst writers can still afford stamps.
 

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It seems to me it would save the agent extra work by allowing email queries. That way, they'd cut down on the number of unsolicited manuscript sumissions. Many agents allow email queries incl. synopsis. That way they can read a short blurb and decide whether or not to proceed any further. If they cut down this way on the number of manuscripts they receive, they will be able to focus on the ones they are truly interested in.
 

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SylviaDiamandez said:
Literary agencies whose agents by their own admission are drowning in queries (aren't they all?), whose websites have on-line submission forms. Why offer the wannabees yet another way to contribute to the overload? Do these agencies really think they're going to find the next (insert name of your favorite best-selling author here) by throwing themselves open to the unwashed masses?

:roll: Are you for real?
 

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I love the idea of online submission (me being a wannabee, though, could possibly hinder the effectiveness of this post). I don't think it enables more wannabee writers to submit, but just makes it easier on the writer & the agent to get through the process. The writer is more likely than not looking up the agent online anyway, so they get to skip a step while querying, making it cheaper & convenient for them. The agent gets uniform submissions (mostly. Nobody's stopping the writer from adding unwanted things to those fields or misunderstanding what they're asking for), & can peruse them quickly, & doesn't have to worry about whether a SASE was included & sending back (or tossing) a ms., especially since they won't have one unless they solicit it at that point. More queries, less slush.

What I don't understand are the ones that have fields asking to submit different things than what they request for a written query letter. One I saw had three different questions regarding experience & a spot for a query-letter-type summary, but if you mailed the submission, they wanted the query letter, synopsis, and a few pages of the ms.
 

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SylviaDiamandez said:
wannabees unwashed masses?

This from a person who refers to themselves in the third person all the time.

Just where do you think all those best-selling authors came from? Think about that for a moment. (Clue: it's not the best-selling authors r us t!tty bar.)
 

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SylviaDiamandez said:
Do these agencies really think they're going to find the next (insert name of your favorite best-selling author here) by throwing themselves open to the unwashed masses?

I wash! I also don't care for e-mail queries, but that's just my preference.

But I agree with the others, if you don't read queries, you won't find the next (insert name of next best-selling author here). It's just the downside of the game.
 

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I'm a wannabee (why else would I be a member of this site?), but I object to being called 'unwashed'. You don't know me yet you feel free to insult me.

I like e-mail queries, and I'll submit partials or fulls by email if given the opportunity. It's fast and easy. It also saves trees.
 

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SylviaDiamandez said:
Do these agencies really think they're going to find the next (insert name of your favorite best-selling author here) by throwing themselves open to the unwashed masses?

I didn't realize that using snail mail was so highbrow that the unwashed masses hadn't figured out how to use it yet.
 

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Carmy said:
I'm a wannabee (why else would I be a member of this site?),

Excuse me, but there are plenty on non-wannabees who post here!
 

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Tish Davidson said:
Excuse me, but there are plenty on non-wannabees who post here!
I think there's a distinction to be made here between non-wannabee and don't-wannabee....
 

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The problem I see with e-mail submissions is that it is so easy to submit that many aspiring authors submit scattershot rather than researching the agent, publisher or magazine and finding the right one for their work. As any editor or agent will tell you, they get tons and tons of submissions that are totally inappropriate because they are not in a genre they represent. This does tend to fill up the e-mailbox. I think e-submissions are generally a good thing, but if you have to pay postage and photocopying costs, it is a sure bet you will be more selective in targeting queries.
 

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poetinahat said:
I think there's a distinction to be made here between non-wannabee and don't-wannabee....

Huh? Must be too subtle a distinction for me.
 

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Who Is S...?

...and why are we letting her work us up in this way?

I read a paragraph written to get everyone's knickers in a twist. I also note that S has not reappeared at all. Perhaps S only gets online once a day for 5 minutes and we'll hear from her tomorrow at the same Bat-time on this same Bat-channel and she'll either say she didn't mean it as it came off or she will post another paragraph destined to create consternation.

Or perhaps her work here is done, and she has signed off, happy in the knowledge that there are a lot of folks spending their valuable time trying to make some sense of her post.

Perhaps I shall never know...
 

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Tish Davidson said:
Huh? Must be too subtle a distinction for me.
The non-wannabes are the alreadyhaves or alreadytheres. (Like you.)

The don't-wannabes are the dontwannaevengotheres, beingstephenkingdoesntexcitemes or poets.

Neither are to be confused with the neverweres, hasbeens or almostmadeits.

Edited: Bah, grumble, aka_eraser, always picking on me, not fair, etc. etc.
 
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(eta: while I was writing this post, Euan clarified it perfectly.

Except for the "poets" bit -- what's going on there?)

Tish Davidson said:
Huh? Must be too subtle a distinction for me.
Here's how I saw it:

Non-wannabee -- someone who's already a "bee" : that's how I interpreted your original response, Tish. I read it to mean you weren't a wannabee, because you're actually a writer.

Don't-wannabee -- someone who's not even interested.

Carmy said,
I'm a wannabee (why else would I be a member of this site?)
As I read that comment, the point was that members of this site are people who want to write. If they didn't, they wouldn't be here, right?

So, to accommodate both your comment and Carmy's, I drew a distinction between those who are looking to get into the game, and those who are already in it.

I hope I've brought the subtle distinction into sharper relief.
 
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As an editor who took both e-mail and snail mail submissions, I can tell you for sure that the snail mailers were the far weirder bunch. I got the most inappropriate submissions by mail... (stuff like "Please publish my manuscript about how I see images of Abraham Lincoln in my cottage cheese and we will both make millions of dollars"). Don't get me wrong-- I got them by e-mail, too, but the ratio was a lot more in favor of weirdoes by post.
 

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JennaGlatzer said:
As an editor who took both e-mail and snail mail submissions, I can tell you for sure that the snail mailers were the far weirder bunch. I got the most inappropriate submissions by mail... (stuff like "Please publish my manuscript about how I see images of Abraham Lincoln in my cottage cheese and we will both make millions of dollars"). Don't get me wrong-- I got them by e-mail, too, but the ratio was a lot more in favor of weirdoes by post.

Hmm. I would have guessed it the other way around. But I don't eat cottage cheese. I did grow a cucumber last summer that looked just like Newt Gingrich, though.

caw.
 

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blacbird said:
Hmm. I would have guessed it the other way around. But I don't eat cottage cheese. I did grow a cucumber last summer that looked just like Newt Gingrich, though.

caw.

Does Bavarian Blue Cheese count? I keep seeing Sassam Hussein in mine!
 

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blacbird said:
Hmm. I would have guessed it the other way around.

I would have, too.

And I do think a "Who's Who in Politics and World Terror, as Depicted in Foodstuffs" coffee table book would be a big hit. Don't you?
 
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