Wergle Flomp Contest

[Rhymer]

I was just wondering how many out there have entered the Wergle Flomp Humor Poetry Contest. The worst poem wins, it's hilarious. Is anyone brave enough to share their horrible poem....I will if you will.....(well maybe). Here's the link to the contest.....may the worst poet win!

http://www.winningwriters.com/contests/wergle/we_guidelines.php

[poetinahat]

Bumping this thread. Thanks, Rhymer. If I ever get this furrow surgically removed from my brow, I'd love to enter.

[PattiTheWicked]

Bumping this one up - has anyone entered yet for this coming year? The 2007 winner is absolutely hilarious - Pumpernickel (http://www.winningwriters.com/contests/wergle/2007/we07_anglenewman.php)

Go read it. And then type up your own spectacularly bad poem.

[Jenny]

It's hilarious. Thanks for posting the link :)

[mjlpsu]

Oh yeah, I gotta give this a try. Perhaps a Chinglish rhyme could help me win.

[PattiTheWicked]

I submitted one entitled "To Mr. Darcy from Elizabeth, an Ode in Poetic Verse, by Miss Amanda Pemberley."

You know when you rhyme "presence" with "pheasants", it's deliciously awful. I even typed up a bio of Miss Amanda in case the folks at Poetry.com really like her and want to see her tribute to Jane Eyre, entitled "Gentle Reader, I Married Him."

[PattiTheWicked]

**bump**

Anyone submitted your really dreadful stuff to Wergle Flomp?