Ah, the waiting game...she is fun, no?
No.
So, if you find yourself in the situation of waiting to hear from the editor/agent/succubus currently in possession of your full, what are some things to do to keep your mind occupied?
How about these?
1) Check your email...again
2) Watch a Spongebob episode (during the commercial, check your email)
3) Check your voice mail just in case they called and you missed it while you were checking your email
4) Read more in the book from that publisher you ordered from Amazon (if you get to a part where you can put it down...yup...check your email)
5) Put in your Simpsons season XX DVDs, that'll keep you busy for a little while since there aren't any commercials (when one episode ends, check your email...and your voice mail. Call the neighbors just in case a letter got sent to them by mistake)
6) Take a bath, relax. take that XX publisher's book with you. Ahhhh.... (take the phone into the bathroom with you, just in case)
7) Ask your spouse (again) if anything good came in the mail today. Then duck. While he or she is giving you the "Give it a rest" speech, go check your email.
8) Coffee. Yeah, that's it. make some coffee. Gotta be alert if that acceptance comes through. Move the coffee pot next to your computer so you can keep your eye on your email.
9) Ok, coffee didn't work. Now your keyboard is trashed due to its inability to drink the stuff, but that's ok. Grab the laptop, be more careful with it. Try to tune out the spouse's second (fourth? Thirtieth?) "Give it a rest" speech while you check your voice mail. As long as you are on your phone anyway, call the neighbors again and ask them if they are SURE they didn't get any of your mail by mistake. Act suspicious if they say no. Oh, and check your email again, you might have missed the notice while you were doing the rest of the stuff in 9.
10) Write another book? Are you crazy? Half my hair is already gone! Where's that laptop? Ooh, another story idea...about a guy who invents a laptop computer/coffee pot....yeah...yeah...it could work. I gotta send an email about it...
Ok, ok, y'all know I'm only kidding. I'm actually writing two WIPs, but even so, the waiting suuuuure does...well...you know.
No.
So, if you find yourself in the situation of waiting to hear from the editor/agent/succubus currently in possession of your full, what are some things to do to keep your mind occupied?
How about these?
1) Check your email...again
2) Watch a Spongebob episode (during the commercial, check your email)
3) Check your voice mail just in case they called and you missed it while you were checking your email
4) Read more in the book from that publisher you ordered from Amazon (if you get to a part where you can put it down...yup...check your email)
5) Put in your Simpsons season XX DVDs, that'll keep you busy for a little while since there aren't any commercials (when one episode ends, check your email...and your voice mail. Call the neighbors just in case a letter got sent to them by mistake)
6) Take a bath, relax. take that XX publisher's book with you. Ahhhh.... (take the phone into the bathroom with you, just in case)
7) Ask your spouse (again) if anything good came in the mail today. Then duck. While he or she is giving you the "Give it a rest" speech, go check your email.
8) Coffee. Yeah, that's it. make some coffee. Gotta be alert if that acceptance comes through. Move the coffee pot next to your computer so you can keep your eye on your email.
9) Ok, coffee didn't work. Now your keyboard is trashed due to its inability to drink the stuff, but that's ok. Grab the laptop, be more careful with it. Try to tune out the spouse's second (fourth? Thirtieth?) "Give it a rest" speech while you check your voice mail. As long as you are on your phone anyway, call the neighbors again and ask them if they are SURE they didn't get any of your mail by mistake. Act suspicious if they say no. Oh, and check your email again, you might have missed the notice while you were doing the rest of the stuff in 9.
10) Write another book? Are you crazy? Half my hair is already gone! Where's that laptop? Ooh, another story idea...about a guy who invents a laptop computer/coffee pot....yeah...yeah...it could work. I gotta send an email about it...
Ok, ok, y'all know I'm only kidding. I'm actually writing two WIPs, but even so, the waiting suuuuure does...well...you know.
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