Entertainment Lawyer - More Power?

While reading screenwriting books, I came across a chapter about "entertainment lawyers". They supposedly charge you a crap load to get your stuff read by producers. Or something like that.

So I was thinking. Instead of getting a lawyer, become a lawyer. What if I attend a high level law school with an entertainment law emphasis, get a JD, and then use the contacts and networking to get my stuff read. Just imagine if I intern with Paramount Studios, New Line, etc. In a conversation, at an opportune time, I could say, "Hey, I have several scripts and I just happen to have them with me right now".

What do you guys think? $80,000 does seem like a lot for a JD. I'm already in debt for my accounting degree.

How do I track my improvement? This is my main problem. I need and audience for this.

You know. I never thought about that. I just searched and Paramount Studios has a positon open for a Financial Analyst. The question is, how would I find the right people after i get the job, lol.