It Don't Matter When You Submit (Unless 2 Your Spouse)
Wanna Know why it don't make one bad hill full of beans when you submit? 'Cause the scripts get farmed out to guys like me who get paid $100 to review the suckers, in the first case.
After they've sat on my desk a few days, I psych up for a day of critique. Any day but Sunday. Then, if they pass the muster, they get rated and subsequently rejected or approved to really get reviewed.
And some of the readers consider it a power thang. "Bwa-hah-hah," he thought, knowing their fate rested souly (it's a spiritual thing) on his $100 opinion. "The red pen is flowing today. They think this is writing? It doesn't compare to what I throw away!"
That's the harsh reality, folks. My personal opinion is: you have got to be pretty darn bad to not get a shot. Good plot, fair writing? Good to go. Great writing, fair plot? Good to go. Great plot, sloppy work, bad sppealling - out the door. You don't care about your own script? Neither do I.
So, in the final analysis, Mr. Goldly, what is the key to submitting a screenplay?
If it don't get ballyhooed and bought the first time, submit it again. And again. And again. If you know your tradecraft, have a solid product, it's not what you know - it's who gets to read it first. Anyone who claims politics and power has nothing to do with it is riding the Space Shuttle on a trip to the moon to ride LunarCycles. That's a pretty sorry state of affairs. But we're talkin' humans here. No way around it.
And when they call and say, "You know, loved the first and third sections but we really want to change that second sequence from a love scene in Italy with Leonardo to an escape from Mars with Lunar aliens foaming from their third eye...how's a 50 grand advance sound?" Reply,
"Wow. Just what I was thinking. Great! Here's my address for the check."
Keep those "Crap Detectors" clicking. I'm on the moon.
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"When the going gets weird, Just cash the check."
(Apologies to HST)