Rock Band names we'd like to see

[batyler65]

Well, Dave Barry has compiled a list of what he considers Good Names For Rock Bands. My handy Dave Barry desk calendar lists two for today: Short Shrift and Gastric Contents.

If he can do it, why can't we?
So, here's the newest challenge Humor Hounds. Step right up and invent your own rock band. No instruments necessary.

Here's mine for a heavy metal band:

Pit Bulls on Crack


Barb

[LiamJackson]

Old and Scarred

The Sick-N-Tired

Kiss My Ass, Mr. IRS (title cut from the same name)

Passe' Nukes

Sexy Giblets

SUX Being U (for all anarchist)

SUX BEING ME (for chronically depressed fans)

Blow Me (for Maestro)

(okay, so I'm no threat to Dave B. What else is new?)

[maestrowork]

Jonah and the Guinea Pigs.

Socks Mismatched.

Dancing Bud

[LiamJackson]

It just occured to me that someone might misinterpret the band name attributed to Maestro. I'm one of Ray's biggest fans, make no mistake. I was merely referring to his Pan-like personality.
(That's Pan the Greek, not Pan the...well, you know what I mean)

[Michelson]

Sid Shapiro and the Four Skins

[HeathenPrince]

har! four skins! now thats humor. LJ, go back to writing copy for traffic signs.

<runs like a rabbit>

[Betty W01]

Weird Noyz (polka rock alternative)

Steel Teeth (heavy metal)

Allergic to Life (death rock)

and my favorites this week, taken from real groups here in town:

Almost Six (a rock group with five members)

Goiter Jelly

[MacAl Stone]

Pumpernickle Gestalt

[maestrowork]

Beavis and the Wood Peckers

[Yeshanu]

My daughter's entry:

Three Old Ladies Named Peter

Hmmm... My own thoughts, you ask?

Rock Stop (you need to be a cellist to understand...)

Out of Tune

One Hit Wonders

[batyler65]

White Noyz

[aka eraser]

Urchins Underfoot

It's gonna be a looooooooooooooooong summer... :ack

[pianoman5]

There was a rock band which played mainly Sydney pubs for a while, named 'Free Beer'.

The pubs would erect signs outside saying 'Friday - Free Beer'.

They were always packed, but many patrons were disappointed.

[batyler65]

LOL -- Free Beer

wonder if they and Bare Naked Ladies had the same motivation?

Barb

[Betty W01]

Fiber Optic Hamster

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[maestrowork]

Like this?

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And my next computer:

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[Betty W01]

AH HA!!!

Darned if that doesn't explain a whole lot of things about my $%&#* computer...

[maestrowork]

Tsk Tsk, language! That was so unBettylike.

[LiamJackson]

Even Betty is entitled to call a possessed comp to task.

Betty, when youre finished, please feel free to drop by and exorcise mine.

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[HollyB]

The Rough Draft

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Rock on!!!
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[Betty W01]

Which big name author is it who's part of a rock group called The Remainders?

[batyler65]

Betty,
The Rock Bottom Remainders include:
Amy Tan
Stephen King
and
Dave Barry.

There are probably one or two others, but I can't remember.

Barb

[maestrowork]

Amy Tan a rocker? That's so cool.

Here's a good name for her band:

The Joy Ride Club

[jazziz1]

There's aren't my ideas but I have heard two very original groups under the names...

We're Drunk and We Smell Like Beer

Julius Ceasar and the Well Hungarians

[jazziz1]

Whoops, that should be...

We're Late and We Smell Like Beer

[Betty W01]

Mac, I'm pretty sure Neil didn't write the Lollipop Guild song or Barney's theme song, either. So, this is an equal-opportunity carnage thread.

"Sedaka Carnage" - that's a good name for a band!!

[ChunkyC]

Heavy Metal Band:

Turgid Loin

Blues Band:

Big Willy and the Twins

Punk Band that uses all brown lighting:

The Sh*ts

Real bands I knew of in Canada back in the 70s:

J.F. Lovely (Just F*cking Lovely)
Joe Rubber and the Elastic Band

[Cary]

My sons bands name is ' Running with scissors'....Id like to see, an alternative group maybe, called, 'Overactive Glands'...or maybe, 'Roadkill'..?? Punk Teckno band, "The Cavities', a group of unemployed dentists, disbarred for malpractice, an lookin for a new venue.....
Hey....Im tryin...Huh, huh.... Carybella

[Cary]

I loved Liams suggestion, 'Sexy Giblets' !!!!! Carwa

[batyler65]

Overactive Glands

:rofl :ha

Cary, I hope this means we'll be seeing more of you! We've missed ya, girl!

[Cary]

Can' make no promises, jus got lucky today, phones are quiet an no supervisor.......I feel soooo ilicit.....ohhhhh...
Carwa

[maestrowork]

May you days be always like that, Carybelle. :clap

[Cary]

(an to use your quote)..Thank ya, thak ya vury much...(stands back, slickin back pompador).. Carybella

[gia052505]

am i too late?

first, i put my vote in for The Sexy Giblets, also...
and instead of Socks Mismatched, i like Mismatched Socks
and i personally think ChunkyC would make a great name!

here's mine:
Soggy Muffin
The Price Checks
Whittle My Twig
JJ Fluff and the Marshmallows
Tee Martoonies
Albatrocity

and my all-time favorite (not an original)
The Silver Platters...you know, from the brady bunch!!!
or as my husband would say,
The Pilver Slatters

[batyler65]

:rollin :rollin

Never too late Gia!

[ChunkyC]

Good ones, Gia. And thanks for the compliment ... I think. :grin

[Cary]

"Whittle my Twig"....OOOhh God!!!! I love It !!!
:ha :bang :b ang:bang :b ang Carybelle
Bad-girl punk band, "Kitty Litter"...

[Yeshanu]

Don't know what kind of band these would be, but I like the sound of the names:

Split Seams
Purple Prose Pretenders
Weedy Lawn

Oh, and a good Hip Hop name: Baggy Pants

[batyler65]

Hip Hop: Saggin'

[ChunkyC]

Snuff Daddy
Poop Doggy-Doo

and a rap band from Arkansas: Run GMC

[maestrowork]

Sowing Seeds
Gaslight Mofos
The Delirious

[Cary]

Oh my God !! Yall are killin me !!!
Chunky's, 'Arkansas Rap', Run GMC !!! (Were you channelin Jeff Foxworthy ???) Ha!!!:ha :ha :ha
Maestro's, 'Gaslight Mofos'....Im dyin here..:ha :ha .
.....Female officer rap group..."Strip Search Sistas"...
....Rock band formed by hairy Golds Gym rejects....
...."Fuzzy Muscles"... Carybelle

[batyler65]

I dunno Carybelle, I kinda like: Gold's Gym Rejects
all by itself.
:lol

[LiamJackson]

Heh, CC, I'm in that band! Also do weekend gigs in 4 Wheel Overdrive :thumbs

[Cary]

Can I invite you to my next partaay ?????:ack What chu play ??
Carybelle

[luckky one]

Pervy Punch Boys (ska)
The Lucky Ones (emo)

oh, and for record company: A Hole In The World

Real band: Three Happenin' Guys (has four members, so apparently, one of them isn't that happenin).

[ChunkyC]

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[gia052505]

gaslight mofos and fuzzy muscles--very funny!

[msQTpi]

Slightly aged Punk Rock...Jellin' Felons
"Golden Oldies" remake type band...Hair Off Hat On
Hip Hop/Soul...Drive-by Crooning
Metal...Tourniquets & Band-aids
Country...Cletus and the Jugs (Album Name ) Big City Girls ( Song Titles ) Killin' Me Softly W' Her Thong, Mama Tole Me 'bout You, When the Itchin' Starts, Don't Trust a Halter Top...AKA...I Thought She Was a Chick

[arrowqueen]

There's actually one in Britain called 'Four poofs* and a piano.'


* slang term for gay blokes.

[Yeshanu]

Killin' Me Softly W' Her Thong

Artist: Bud the Dancer...

[gia052505]

hoosker don't
the wonderworms
the jackin' jillies
the panacea project
lollipappas
don't hold your breath
release party
the sparkling lug nuts