Holiday Conversations

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rtilryarms

Just some excerpts from the last few days and nights

*No, I didn’t buy you anything from Victoria’s Secrets; they don’t have a Barnum and Baily section.

*Yes, in fact I do think that muscle usage is proportional to a healthy looking body. That’s why your mouth is slim and your hips are so wide. (clarification: mouth referencing talking alot)

*Why did you wait until we were married to become a virgin?

*Come on open it. I can’t wait until I see what I got you!

*Of course I love you Mar…, err, I mean Carol.

edited, clarified the mouth remark....
 

arrowqueen

I foresee your house being attacked on Christmas Eve by raging hordes of women/Siamese Twin Santa Impersonators.
 
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