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rtilryarms
12-18-2004, 09:25 AM
Just some excerpts from the last few days and nights

*No, I didn’t buy you anything from Victoria’s Secrets; they don’t have a Barnum and Baily section.

*Yes, in fact I do think that muscle usage is proportional to a healthy looking body. That’s why your mouth is slim and your hips are so wide. (clarification: mouth referencing talking alot)

*Why did you wait until we were married to become a virgin?

*Come on open it. I can’t wait until I see what I got you!

*Of course I love you Mar…, err, I mean Carol.

edited, clarified the mouth remark....

arrowqueen
12-19-2004, 04:23 AM
I foresee your house being attacked on Christmas Eve by raging hordes of women/Siamese Twin Santa Impersonators.

rtilryarms
12-20-2004, 12:15 AM
LOL!

Yippee some action in my house