rtilryarms
12-18-2004, 07:31 AM
OK,
So 2 Siamese twins were also Santa Claus impersonators. They were joined at the hip and shared the same intestinal organs. They grew up with totally opposite personalities. One liked blondes, one liked mousy brown haired girls. One was agreeable, one had a cantankerous disposition. In a rare medical diagnosis They were both told they shared colon cancer. One wanted surgery and the other refused. The doctors agreed to perform a 50% colonoscopy as a compromise.
Suddenly they both became successful writers.
This baffled the literary and medical groups and they tried to find a reasonable explanation.
After months of tests, the researchers could only come up with one possible explanation:
The use of a semicolon successfully links independent clauses;
Ho HO Ho-boy
So 2 Siamese twins were also Santa Claus impersonators. They were joined at the hip and shared the same intestinal organs. They grew up with totally opposite personalities. One liked blondes, one liked mousy brown haired girls. One was agreeable, one had a cantankerous disposition. In a rare medical diagnosis They were both told they shared colon cancer. One wanted surgery and the other refused. The doctors agreed to perform a 50% colonoscopy as a compromise.
Suddenly they both became successful writers.
This baffled the literary and medical groups and they tried to find a reasonable explanation.
After months of tests, the researchers could only come up with one possible explanation:
The use of a semicolon successfully links independent clauses;
Ho HO Ho-boy