Article - Liz Jones on bloggers

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So, came across this little gem in the Daily Fail last night and, once my anger died away, I thought I'd share.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2231184/Free-You-blogging-mums-wear-Burkas.html

Basically, Liz Jones is of the opinion that all female bloggers are lazy, unemployed, negligent mothers who are somehow letting the side down or something, and who have nothing better to talk about than thier kids and cupcakes.

No mention of the fact that Jones herself is, essentially, a blogger with nothing better to talk about than her 18 cats and celebrity handbags.

Judge for yourselves.
 

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Can she get any more objectionable?

She's a total waste of column inches and oxygen.

So, came across this little gem in the Daily Fail last night and, once my anger died away, I thought I'd share.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2231184/Free-You-blogging-mums-wear-Burkas.html

Basically, Liz Jones is of the opinion that all female bloggers are lazy, unemployed, negligent mothers who are somehow letting the side down or something, and who have nothing better to talk about than thier kids and cupcakes.

No mention of the fact that Jones herself is, essentially, a blogger with nothing better to talk about than her 18 cats and celebrity handbags.

Judge for yourselves.
 

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I'd never read Liz Jones before, but I read both of her columns linked in this thread and a couple others, and had just the opposite reaction. It's supposed to be self-deprecating humor, combined with rather obvious link-bait, right? She's making fun of herself--or the character she's pretending to be. And the link bait worked! She got a link, some buzz and a few more readers.

The way I read it, no one can actually be that self-absorbed, self-entitled and clueless, so she has created a character, that admittedly might be an exaggerated version of her real self, and is writing in character, playing dumb to entertain and especially to stir people up. The writing is witty, sly, pretending to be self-centered but actually cleverly all about the reader, trying to evoke just the right reaction from the audience.

Here's her road rage. Hilarious! But no more real than a stand-up comic's patter.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...rant-city-streets-London--fields-play-in.html

The girlfriend in the passenger seat – oh, how I hate girlfriends in passenger seats – pulled an outraged face.

‘Yeah, what do you earn!’ I wanted to yell.

So I chased them, all the way to Porlock. The man who was driving started to look scared.

As he pulled into a side road, thinking he was finally safe from my pursuit, he stuck his middle finger out of the window at me.


THIS is abuse, surely, worse than the abuse John Terry levelled at a fellow player? Why do men think they can get away with such a sexual gesture? Such violence? I took down his number plate, and am intent on taking him to court.


If she really is just naively writing honestly about herself--and I don't think she is--she lucked into being born the one-in-a-million, with the perfect personality that people would love to hate.
 

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Why do you think the Fail continues to employ her? To troll you.

Putting the boot into bloggers is a stroke of genius, as it guarantees thousands of virtual column inches about the Fail, all with a nice link at the top of the blog post so we can see what we're getting irate about.

My strategy is this: don't engage with the Fail. Don't link to them, don't click their linkbait, don't read their troll articles.
 

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I'd never read Liz Jones before, but I read both of her columns linked in this thread and a couple others, and had just the opposite reaction. It's supposed to be self-deprecating humor, combined with rather obvious link-bait, right? She's making fun of herself--or the character she's pretending to be. And the link bait worked! She got a link, some buzz and a few more readers.

The way I read it, no one can actually be that self-absorbed, self-entitled and clueless, so she has created a character, that admittedly might be an exaggerated version of her real self, and is writing in character, playing dumb to entertain and especially to stir people up. The writing is witty, sly, pretending to be self-centered but actually cleverly all about the reader, trying to evoke just the right reaction from the audience.

Here's her road rage. Hilarious! But no more real than a stand-up comic's patter.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...rant-city-streets-London--fields-play-in.html




If she really is just naively writing honestly about herself--and I don't think she is--she lucked into being born the one-in-a-million, with the perfect personality that people would love to hate.

You don't know much about Liz Jones. Oh Liz Jones shes such a parody of herself. She is vain, vapid, self-entitled and clueless. You only have to read the articles about how she hates living in the village, and she is always at wars with her neighbours, she hates mothers, she goes on daytime programmes in the UK all the time, she is really in love with herself she reminds me of Elizabeth Hasselbeck. . You need to read more Liz Jones if you thinking she's not like that and is just a character.
 

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You only have to read the articles about how she hates living in the village, and she is always at wars with her neighbours, she hates mothers, she goes on daytime programmes in the UK all the time.

Then this:

"If she really is just naively writing honestly about herself--and I don't think she is--she lucked into being born the one-in-a-million, with the perfect personality that people would love to hate."

She won the personality lottery, as far as promotional potential goes.

It's still hard for me to believe that the subtle jibes in her columns, making fun of herself, that we get but the author supposedly doesn't, are really, truly clueless and spontaneous and not deliberately placed. I wonder if people are being blinded by anger, taking her columns as serious commentary rather than reading them as humor the way I did, and the way I thought they were meant to be read.

Still, taking her columns as humor rather than serious commentary to get angry about, I'll repeat: if she's really that innocently clueless and all that parody just flows from her keyboard unconsciously, she also won the personality lottery as a humorist.
 

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I don't find anything humorous about it, but it's not worth the energy of being taken seriously, or even read.
 

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Then this:

"If she really is just naively writing honestly about herself--and I don't think she is--she lucked into being born the one-in-a-million, with the perfect personality that people would love to hate."

She won the personality lottery, as far as promotional potential goes.

It's still hard for me to believe that the subtle jibes in her columns, making fun of herself, that we get but the author supposedly doesn't, are really, truly clueless and spontaneous and not deliberately placed. I wonder if people are being blinded by anger, taking her columns as serious commentary rather than reading them as humor the way I did, and the way I thought they were meant to be read.

Still, taking her columns as humor rather than serious commentary to get angry about, I'll repeat: if she's really that innocently clueless and all that parody just flows from her keyboard unconsciously, she also won the personality lottery as a humorist.

I think you're giving Liz Jones too much credit here.