Hi, I'm Lord Aero, Viceroy Of Wyndelsworth..

Aero · Jan 1, 2006

Hi, I'm Lord Aero, Viceroy Of Wyndelsworth. I have been sent here by the orders of the almighty parchment to quinch my irrelevant thirst on the sickleberries and pine cones of knowledge, that is -- this board.

There is no need to be alarmed, I come in peace and offer a sacrement of dried fig leaves. I hear this is the standard procedure, but if wrong, I also have a giant butternutsquash that is known to have magical powers.

I have yet to upload the pictures of the giant butternutsquash because whenever I take a picture of it, it comes out as acorn squash. And everyone knows acorn squash is useless when making banana pudding.

MacAllister · Jan 1, 2006

Hiya, Aero, and welcome to the Cooler.

As near as I can tell, you are a giant butternut squash.

That's okay. Actually--it's good. You'll fit right in, here.

Aero · Jan 1, 2006

Sir MacAllister, we meet at last.

The rainforest has done you a world of good, I can't even notice the tiger wound! I've talked with Leeroy of Snorklebury about you and he had but great things to say. He went on and on about the drug addiction but I am glad to see that you are eating again.

Well, I must drink a cup for the road, it is snowing outside you know. Personally I have never understood how birds can fly in a hail storm. Just the other day there was a massive hail storm and I was expecting a million birds scattered across my front lawn. I went out with my broom in the hail storm and it was just littered with squirrels instead, lying there, unconscious, unaware of what my needs where. How insensitive is that.

So there I am, sweeping squirrels off my lawn and a dragon, yes a giant dragon, loses control and crashes into my neighbors house. Luckily it wasn't my house so I went back inside and went to sleep.

I woke up and here I am.

silver_melusine · Jan 1, 2006

Welcome to the forums! Hope you like it here!

Bufty · Jan 1, 2006

Hi Aero - Welcome to Fruitcake Sanatorium!! MiLord, of course. :welcome:

September skies · Jan 1, 2006

Hi Aero! We've met in the threads, but here is an offical "Welcome" for you! Glad to have you here.

awatkins · Jan 2, 2006

Welcome to the Cooler. :hi:

Aero said:
Sir MacAllister, we meet at last.

Mac ain't no sir.

triceretops · Jan 4, 2006

Welcome Sir Aero. Have a good time lording over us. AW is a great place to land.

Triceratops

gp101 · Jan 6, 2006

Lord Aero... we meet again.

Curses!

Ara · Jan 6, 2006

Ah, Lord Areo, welcome! May bless us with your humor on your journey through the board!

SeanDSchaffer · Jan 9, 2006

Delivered by the claws of Sir Terramaar Draconis....

....Knight of the Order of the Black Lions of the Dragon Kingdom of Wyverinia:

Greetings, Lord Aero. My Liege, His Majesty Talis Draconi the Third, sends forth his welcome. It be a pleasure to meet thee.

And lest I forget my manners completely, I simply must invite you to peruse the forums here at the fine AbsoluteWrite, and make yourself at home. It be always good to cross rocket-lances with a worthy warrior such as thyself.

Hopefull writer · Jan 9, 2006

Welcome I see you have a great sense of humour. I look forward to seeing you around if you need help feel free to PM me. I'm new to so maybe we cna help each other out.

sthrnwriter · Jan 13, 2006

Areo. Welcome to AW.

Jeneral · Jan 13, 2006

Greetings, Lord Aero! I hope you find your stay to be pleasant and comfortable.

nandu · Jan 13, 2006

Welcome, Milord. Greetings from the Mystic East.

rhymegirl · Jan 15, 2006

Loved your introduction, Lord Aero! Welcome aboard.

Watch out for all the crazies here at AW.

peer54 · Jan 18, 2006

You certainly know how to make an entrance, Lord Aero. I look forward to seeing you on the boards.

Ezy Rider · Jan 19, 2006

This guy is bucking for a section eight! :hooray:

Why don’t you just wear women’s clothing, like the rest of us?

ChunkyC · Jan 19, 2006

Welcome to the Cooler, Lord Aero.

Signed: Sir Ossis of Livver.

Hi, I'm Lord Aero, Viceroy Of Wyndelsworth..

Aero

MacAllister

Tired and worried.

Aero

silver_melusine

Bufty

Where have the last ten years gone?

September skies

cloud watching

awatkins

Not harboring illegal parrot

triceretops

gp101

Ara

SeanDSchaffer

Hopefull writer

sthrnwriter

Snoopy Dance!

Jeneral

Cat wrangler

nandu

rhymegirl

It's a New Year!

peer54

i rite gud

Ezy Rider

ChunkyC

It's hard being green