Robert Braveman woke up one sunny morning. He walked to the mirror and regarded his strong chin and his emerald green eyes and flowing locks of blonde hair. Emptying toothpaste onto his toothbrush, he brushed his teeth.
"Boy," he said tiredly, "I sure wish that Jenny forgives me. The other day, we both got into a big fight. We've been dating for two years. We met at a violin recital. My performance wasn't good, because I spent the night drinking."
He finished brushing his teeth, undressed, took a shower, put his clothes back on, exited the bathroom, walked to the kitchen, poured himself a bowl of cereal, ate a bite of the cereal, ate a few hundred more bites of the cereal, finished eating, then walked to the door.
He opened the door. "Bmm-thhmmp," said the door as it closed.
A set of eyes rose from the ground.
"Whoa," he smiled surprisedly, "is that...is that...Sarah?"
"I'm Sarah, a girl you attended high school with. As you know, back then I was unattractive and awkward and you laughed when I asked to go to prom with you. I've since become a lot more attractive, and this revelation has surprised you."
A pulse of regret tickled his spine.
Contemptuously and rambunctiously, she exhibited her hand.
Robert regarded the ring. Robert was wearing an Abercrombie and Fitch T-shirt, Puma sneakers, and $200 designer jeans. His eyes deliberated up and down her arm.
"How does that makes you feel," Sarah said.
The hot sun lingered in the explicit blue void of the sky, the same sun that has revolved around the Earth billions of times, has provided life for all its creatures, for ages, for eons, the sun that will become a red giant then fizzle out billions of years from now. Why do we, such small creatures on this vast void of a planet, feel the need to bare arms, when there's such a lovely serene tranquil beauty, roses in the spring rain, the laughter of happy couples, to embrace and appreciate?
"I don't care, " he exclaimed lyingly. A cat appeared! It jumped at Robert!!! Robert ducked!!! The cat hit the door!
"Meowwwww," the cat articulated!!!
Robert was scared!!! The cat was dangerous!!! It...wanted...to...attack...him!!!!!
What happened next would change everything.
Sarah gazed with hazel eyes at Robert and turned into a vampire. She lunged at the cat and drained its blood.
"Oh wow," Robert relieved, "thanks for saving me."
