Hounding After Hours

night-flyer · Feb 4, 2012

Our first newb in the new thread and you guys let them get away?

tsk, tsk

Getting ready for another night at work. ugh. I'll never have time to think of something to put in my blog.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

*Waves at the hounds.

Rabid_Capybara · Feb 4, 2012

Hello there

*Carefully side steps the newb traps*

Hiya folks. I brought beer. It's 3PM here, that's plenty late enough for beer right?

Just want to say that February's prompt is awesome. I've got a fun idea in mind, and I hope to have enough posts to participate by the end of the month. If so you will know the face of true horror! The quality of my writing. Muhaha!

Seriously though, I hope to get to know the folks of this awesome community.

AbielleRose · Feb 4, 2012

Hello there Rabid Capybara (I LOVE capybaras! They're so cute and cuddly! *former guinea pig owner*)

You know, beer is really great to cook with. I think we have a couple really good marinade recipes for meat that involve beer (not that they ever get made because the boys drink it all right away).

Do you like BBQ?

Rabid_Capybara · Feb 4, 2012

*gulp*

*sweats*

You mean love Capybaras as in admire right? I hoe not love them in the way of certain South American indigenous tribes?

As a Texan for the last few years I've grown to really love BBQ. I prefer beef brisket to BBQ newbie though, especially if it's me on the menu!

Besides, I'm old (35 this month), so bound to be tough, stringy, and completely unpalatable.

BriMaresh · Feb 4, 2012

I'm sure the dragons don't mind a little crunch.

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

I don't eat Newb. I'm on a strict diet.

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

Rabid_Capybara said:
Besides, I'm old (35 this month), so bound to be tough, stringy, and completely unpalatable.

35 is old? :e2cry:

I'll be needing that beer now. Thank you.

CalebJMalcom · Feb 4, 2012

NewBQ! I missed it? 35 old? That's a prime time. Good firm cuts of meat there.
Besides I've had plenty of great grandparents reach there 90s and still driving or gardening and being generally active.

Also bad news of the day: Sidewall blow on a tire due to my own stupidity.
Other annoying news: Received a subpoena to testify in an attempted burglary.
Good news: my Ringu anthology of terror arrived today.

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

TheCaleb said:
Also bad news of the day: Sidewall blow on a tire due to my own stupidity.
Other annoying news: Received a subpoena to testify in an attempted burglary.

Good news: my Ringu anthology of terror arrived today.

AbielleRose · Feb 4, 2012

I have a tummy ache and don't know why. Well, I might know why... 4 shots of espresso on an empty stomach that was then left empty for 5 hours except for some medicine.

Anyone doing anything fun tomorrow for the Super Bowl?

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

We are supposedly making pizza. :Shrug:

I hope that will be fun.

Since I'm not a football fan, I'll be writing/reading.

Oh, and eating.

CalebJMalcom · Feb 4, 2012

I don't watch TV and I'm not into sports so tomorrow is going to be a typical writing day for me.

Cella · Feb 4, 2012

*barges in*

AbielleRose said:
I have a tummy ache and don't know why. Well, I might know why... 4 shots of espresso on an empty stomach that was then left empty for 5 hours except for some medicine.

Anyone doing anything fun tomorrow for the Super Bowl?

Hope you feel better soon!

soapdish said:
We are supposedly making pizza. I hope that will be fun.

Since I'm not a football fan, I'll be writing/reading.

Oh, and eating.

Oooo, that sounds like fun! I heard---

wait.

Pssstt...
Soapy? Um...Do you need...?

I have an extra in my purse, yanno...if you need it or anything....

AbielleRose · Feb 4, 2012

Eating is going to be fun! The commercials are going to be great, too.

I've heard rumors they're pulling out a special Hunger Games trailer.

CELLA!

*tackle hugs*

parumpdragon · Feb 4, 2012

Sorry Abby, no desire to see that. :/

Cella · Feb 4, 2012

AbielleRose said:
CELLA!

*tackle hugs*

hiya!

TedTheewen · Feb 4, 2012

Rabid_Capybara said:
*sweats*

You mean love Capybaras as in admire right? I hoe not love them in the way of certain South American indigenous tribes?

As a Texan for the last few years I've grown to really love BBQ. I prefer beef brisket to BBQ newbie though, especially if it's me on the menu!

Besides, I'm old (35 this month), so bound to be tough, stringy, and completely unpalatable.

We love BBQ around here.

And old, tough meat was why a good slow smoke was invented.

Cella · Feb 4, 2012

TedTheewen said:
We love BBQ around here.

And old, tough meat was why a good slow smoke was invented.

so who invented the old, tough meat? That's who we really need to go after!

:mob

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

Cella said:
I have an extra in my purse, yanno...if you need it or anything....

What?

A condom?

...a tampon?

...a flask?

um...chapstick?

FOTSGreg · Feb 4, 2012

What? Is the meat waiting until I leave to come in? How're we supposed to have a proper newbyque when they've learned to sidestep my traps and wait till I'm not even in the building?

Drat, I say. Just drat!

<sets to work on new and more devious traps>

Did someone say 'flask'?

Cella · Feb 4, 2012

soapdish said:
What?

A condom?

...a tampon?

...a flask?

um...chapstick?

why? What do you gots?

maybe we can swap stuff!
:snoopy:

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

Cella said:
why? What do you gots?

maybe we can swap stuff!

Hrm. I have...
ponytail bands
mayonnaise packets...

...and gum

soapdish · Feb 4, 2012

FOTSGreg said:
Did someone say 'flask'?

*straps flask in secret thigh holster*

Um, no, I don't think so. :Shrug:

Cella · Feb 4, 2012

soapdish said:
Hrm. I have...

mayonnaise packets...

cooooool!

wait!

REAL mayo, or Miracle Whip?

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